Ethan

His dick is small, and he cant roast anyone, but he can make some very laughable jokes, and is a good friend.

Ethan: *clever joke*
Friends: HA! your hilarious Ethan

by TwinMadnessDragon October 30, 2016

Ethan

A person that is often very stupid and retarded

I hate Ethan he's so retarded

by Bruh5034 March 30, 2020

Ethan

The guy in class than can do about half a push up and he tries talking to you with his high IQ brain but your such low IQ can't handle the quite prodigious words he uses.

Stacy: Ew look its ethan
Ethan: Please do not verbally express such words around me as I am too astute to handle these peasant words please stop I beseech.

by HalfSmartMan January 21, 2020

Ethan

Either can be a rich snob or a psychotic retard

Person: OMG, have you seen Ethan's new shoes
Ethan: Yeah they were like $700

Person: Ethan calm down

Ethan: AHHHHHHHH *gunshot*

by Fortnite A. Hamburger May 23, 2019

Ethan

Meme

Ethan=meme

by Cunt_slayer1400 April 12, 2019

Ethan

Someone you just want to beat with a 16inch dildo

Sometimes I just want to see Ethan get beat with a 16” dildo

by Fapisgay June 14, 2018

Ethan

A giant dickhead after he lost his girl he’s started hitting his mom and lied about it never trust him. He will always act tough but on the inside he’s super emotional he knows what he did wrong but shows no remorse.

Ethan is a douchebag

by ZeroFile November 27, 2018