Eskimo Panda

The exact tdefinition for an Eskimo Panda is unknown but it may be linked to someone who is staying nicely frozen in the winter of their home and has a deep admiration for pandas.

Or, It could also be a panda in an eskimo costume...or a eskimo in a panda costume. All we know is either way, it's cute.

Lastly, it could be referring to the awesome Eskimo Panda on Left for Dea who will annoy the crap out of you for the fun of it but will also pwn noobs at the same time.

Eskimo pandas are so cute because...well they just sound cute.

I feel like i want to hump a panda and i'm freezing...OMG, I've turned into an Eskimo Panda.

by THEeskimopanda August 3, 2010

Eskimo related couch buddies

When a set of friends have realized that they all have had some sort of sexual relations on the same couch in the past or present.

"yeah me and him always hooked up on that couch after school"
"no way I just hooked up with ___ on there the other day!"
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"then I guess that makes us Eskimo related couch buddies! Considering we both had hooked up on the same couch"

by Renots4life October 11, 2011

esking

stealing things such as drinks from peoples camping tents

"oi cunt, wanna go esking tonight, i could use some nice beer"

by ummuwotm8 January 29, 2018

Eskimo Twins

When two brothers have sex with the same woman at different times and remain on good terms.

Man 1: Bro, I fucked Becky.

Man 2: Bro! I used to fuck her!
Man 1: Guess we Eskimo Twins now!

by Butlerbro December 10, 2019

Eskimo Blood Brothers

When two males have sex with the same female while she is on her period.

Dude, you won’t believe it, I slept with Alexis last night. It was great but I think she was on her period. Same thing happened with Jeremy last month, that makes us Eskimo Blood Brothers.

by Vulpix May 30, 2021

angry eskimo

The act of rubbing icy hot all over your dick and then performing intense anal sex.

I tried to angry Eskimo his ass, but couldn't before I came all over her back.

by Angryfucker101 April 27, 2017

Brown Town Eskimo

The act of initiating intercourse (vaginally, anally, or otherwise) with an object that was made in the following fashion:

1. Deficating into a condom (preferably unused).
2. Freezing the condom with its contents.
3. After frozen, remove condom.
4. Commence intercourse with frozen, phallic-shaped object.

"I am going to give you a brown town eskimo."

"My girlfriend BTE'd me in my sleep last night."

by BTEd November 26, 2012