erectifagasmic

A cross between erectifying and orgasmic. Founded by two amazing young ladies by Washington D.C..

it's also really fun to say.

Damn, that shit was erectifaGasmic !

Samantha and Charlotte are erectifagasmic, no questions asked.

by Dahamburglar Gee. April 29, 2006

Erection Connection

When two males gingerly touch tips as a friendly gesture. Somewhat like a hand shake.

Bob and Farley had an erection connection after lunch.

by Huava April 17, 2009

Erection Rejection Selection

A set of mental images used by a member of the male sex to lose an erection that appears at an inappropriate or awkward time.

Oh no! A boner right before my Biology presentation? Time to employ my erection rejection selection!

by Beast_modez November 7, 2009

erectile disfunction

A condition causing the penis to be un-capable of becoming erect.

Limp dick, floppy wood, Amber.

by Shaun Coffin (ducky) April 21, 2003

homo erectus

Scientific name for a faggot.

Chrithtopher ith a homo erectus.

by sbo February 26, 2009

One Erection

The proper name for the stupid ass pop band one direction

Mrs. Smookoms- oh my god one direction is so awesome
Tina- oh my gawwwd they are soo hawt
Mrs. Skidmarks- "baby you light up my world like no body else"
Ronnie Radke okay every one shut the fuck up about one erection will you
M Shadows yeah they suck and their all fags!
Tom DeLonge exactly, i fucking hate one direction!
Mark Hoppus they are almost as gay as Justin Bieber

by A7xFalling In ReverseA7xBlink February 12, 2013

noob erection

A half-way erection that one must acquire before being able to urinate.

This is typically common when a man has a hard-on that prevents him from using the toilet and must stand patiently whilst thinking of non-sexual things to lose just enough blood pressure so he can urinate.

"What took you so long in there?"
"I had stop and calculate how many feet there are in a metre before I could get a noob erection so I could actually take a piss"
"Oh"

by ChokedChicken March 29, 2008