Crack Dumpling

A starchy doughy snack wrapped around a filling but instead of anything normal inside like meat or whatever it's just actual crack cocaine.

larry: hey bob, did you remember to bring those special Crack Dumplings for my mother's wedding?
bob: yeah
larry: good :)

by VervetMonkey August 16, 2023

Dirty Dumpling

Mom (yours or hers) feeds you while she rides you cow girl keeping your hands free to grope both of them.

It was my first dirty Dumpling and I told them I want that for dinner every night from now on it’s my favorite meal.

by GinanJuc November 1, 2023

Take a dumpling

When all you can crap is a little pebble after eating Chinese food.

I thought I really had to shit when I got home but I just had to take a dumpling.

by Oohmang May 11, 2015

satan's dumplings

Dog poo

We had a great party round at ours last week, unfortunately someone gave our lass's Bedlington terrier a bowl of Guinness and beef vindaloo the next morning the kitchen floor was covered in satan's dumplings

by Big Jack's Bollocks May 13, 2017

Green tea and dumplings

A sexual fetish involving steeping testicles to make tea, and ejaculating into the tea mixture to make gooey "dumplings".

My girl is into some weird sex stuff, she asked me to make green tea and dumplings.

by Coolioreborn June 11, 2017

Suck my toes and feed me dumplings

a phrase used specifically when surprised, scared, or offended. Typically not used as an insult but a phrase of shock

"Well suck my toes and feed me dumplings, it's Demar Derozen"

by Your guy ty December 11, 2018

Sugar Dumplings

That high school (or middle school) clique group of girls that dress in pink or other pastels 24/7, try to make their...upper torso as "appealing" as possible, talk in light voices so as to sound "cute", and never turn their "flirting", as it's called, engines off.

Sugar dumplings make me embarressed to be female sometimes.

by minari-naga August 15, 2004