Doughnut Warrior

Doughnut warriors travel in packs, have flashing red and blue lights (so you know they're not messing around), and typically weigh in at about 300 pounds. They are one of the more violent hominids you can meet face to face, typically 50% of them beat their partners and 100% of them are total douchebags

"that doughnut warrior took the PIG CHOPPA down to dunkin doughnuts again. If i were a robber, doughnut shops would be the last place i'd rob, sooo many doughnut warriors gather there"

by Wypipo whisperer September 10, 2020

Doughnut

A crushy

Oi crushy you daft fag stop being a fucking doughnut!

by Fridge67897 June 9, 2021

Juggle Some Doughnuts

to play with soft sexual body parts - boobs, butts, balls

Asking to hook up and get sexy: "I'm just trying to juggle some doughnuts."

by Hipps January 12, 2021

doughnut sale

When several police officers are congregating in a small area.

Hey man if I were you I would avoid the liquor store on 12th, they are having a doughnut sale.

Thanks for the heads up, I will go down the street.

by ClownShoes123 July 11, 2010

Nashville doughnut glazing

A sexual act in which you glaze your friend or significant other’s ass with sperm

Robert took me out on a Nashville doughnut glazing experience last night and it was rather fun

by Iron digger July 31, 2025

Sausage Doughnut

Prolapsed Anus

That dude has a sausage doughnut!

by CraZKchick June 11, 2023

Jelly doughnut

Just before ejaculation you turn your partners asshole inside out so it's blood red and the proceed to cum inside it resulting in the appearance of a freshly bitten jelly doughnut

"I gave the misses a jelly doughnut last night definitely made a bit of a mess"

by Franklinnn_ January 19, 2024