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Douche Bag

A person who is stuck-up and will not give people the time of day because they think that they are too good to bother with them.
by bob December 12, 2003
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Indie douche-bag

A douche-bag that listens to crappy music that nobody else likes.
Indie douche-bags often think they know more about music than the average person thus making them cooler. Both facts are usually incorrect.
X: "I liked them before they got big"
Y: "You're such an Indie douche-bag

or

X: "You've heard of them!?.... there not great"
Y: "You were about to say you love them! Stop being an Indie douche-bag"
by Eddie & Alex Van Halen November 30, 2010
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douche bag

Person1: fuck that guy is a douche bag!
Person2: Yea i bet he even plays Habbo Hotel
Person1: Definately.
by lenswipe April 13, 2008
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douche bag

My brother Jaron Bennett
he is a complete retard and full of doucheness
jaron likes it anal and likes douche bags
by mr douche himself Jaron September 9, 2009
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douche bag

someone who is to cool for school.
An idiot.
a fucking douche.
someone who is such a nuisance u want to kill them.
by Charles Dodgeson April 12, 2009
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Douche Bag

by honey June 22, 2003
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douche bag queen

1. One who professes to know a lot about the act of douching. 2. Something to never ever call your girlfriend if you ever want to get laid again.
"Gee, you seem to know a lot about douching - when did you become the douche bag queen?" (prepare to be slapped, ignored, and/or bitten the next time you want head)
by Teaspoon Princess February 24, 2005
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