dookie drawers

1. Poo in your pants.

2. The kind of moron who lacks the intellectual faculty to properly wipe himself.

1. Oops, I ate too many onion rings and now I gots me a case of dookey drawers.

2. Q. Hey mon, who dookie drawers over there? Shit bro, he ain't got the fuckin sense to wipe his self when he finish up on the crapper.
A. Must be the president.

by daverpdx May 3, 2007

dookie water

Combination of poop, urine, and water that stinks. Can be troublesome if a plugged toilet overflows and spills everywhere, leaving you with shitty, foul-smelling puddles in your home.

Torpedo Vegas: You're getting dookie water all over my rug.

by Barnaby J0nes November 16, 2013

big dookie

a word often used by niglets and it refers to a person taking a very large shit.

niglet 1: yo man, i gotz to make the big dookie
niglet 2: werd

by jakeandthefatman February 29, 2012

Hookie Dookie

Hookie Dookie is bull shit so unbelievable it becomes majic. Bull shit that operates out of the known science of this planet. If you can't make it up then it may be hookie dookie.

That dude put tape over the paging speaker and slept through the fire drill. Wow is that dude stupid? no that is more than stupid it's hookie dookie....

by Off the Farm July 8, 2014

dookie booty

a girl with a booty so big, it looks like she's constipated 24/7

Dang, she got a dookie booty

by bungle bunny 03 October 26, 2003

shoot a dookie

1) to release fekel excriments from your anal cavity.
2) to take a shit
3) pinch a loaf

Hold on a second! I gotta go shoot a dookie!

by xtremelybuffji January 27, 2004

dooky sham

A fien from ballinlough in Cork,Ireland with a particular penchance for denim jackets and matching jeans,white socks, loafers and shoulder lenght hair

Brandy Buckley is a dooky sham

by Tobyjug6 May 9, 2010