rubber docking

When 2 guys are only wearing condoms, and make their penises kiss.
Those guys are rubber docking
by GiraffeSummer June 06, 2018
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dock thot

A person or persons of any sexual orientation that gather around or in water near or on a boating dock (usually during times when weather is fair and the temperature is considered above the regions definition of warm) to take up space and generally be in the way of those who intend to use a boating dock for its intended purpose.
Owen: Damn brother, I just wanted to take my canoe out for a rip but all these people are in the way.

Landon: What a bunch of dock thots.
by MegaDockThotSlayer November 12, 2018
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The Murder Dock

user7029823410407 is at the murder dock

murder dock
by user7029823410407 February 04, 2021
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Bologna Docking

When the boys want to dock but they're all circumcised. Bologna to the rescue. Always cold. Warm bologna is weird. Simply touch tips and wrap bologna around both members firmly. Sauces can be used to adjust for skin tone.
Guy 1: So what's the plan tonight?
Guy 2: How about some bologna docking with the boys?
All together: Bologna docking WIT DA BOIZ?!
by MX5J6 March 25, 2022
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Tot Docking

When you shove uncooked or cooked tater tots into the foreskin. For pleasure or storage. Condiments are often incorporated.
Why do you have so many ketchup packets in your car Jeff? "oh I am a big fan of Tot Docking"
by Btzu August 23, 2020
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Rusty Dock

A Rusty Dock is accomplished by a woman (or man) first deficating, and before cleaning themself, has anal sex by sitting on the erect penis of a man who is sitting on the toilet that the woman just deficated into.
Person 1: Dude, I think Jessica just Rusty Docked onto Ryan!

Person 2: No way! Go Ryan!
by Rusty Dockings July 21, 2013
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Albert Docking

It's the scouse version of space docking except after the evil deed has been done you proceed to steal the tires off your victims car while they are washing away the faeces.
Scouser 1 - Do you wanna buy any tires laa?

Scouser 2 - No laa i'm goin Albert Docking this weekend.

Scouser 1 - Go 'ed lad ! i did that last weekend with my Sister.
by Terry Lead Arms January 12, 2009
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