Discord mods

The guardians of social-media platform Discord, in which they keep order in their own fascinating way. Discord mods are typically horny overweight teenagers that lick their greasy french-fry fingers while banning someone from their server for having an opinion. Also balls deep into roleplay.

Discord mod: "oh hey I see you are enjoying the server Xxx_makayla_xxX, maybe you would like to go in a VC channel with me and listen to your music."

Normal person on server: "Stop simping dude that's my sister"

Discord mod (to himself, strong lisp, doing power movements: "You dare defy my mortal? I have the ultimate power, in the name of justice I will smite thee with the force of the ban hammer!!"

Discord server: "Normal person has left the server"

Discord mod (again to himself, with heavy lisp, in a high pitched voice): "I love Discord mods and I escpically love you and you big, loving french-fry fingers"

(back in normal voice): "I know yo love me Xxx_makalya_xxX"

(proceeds to start moaning to himself)

by DryBalls March 31, 2021

Explosive Shit Disorder (ESD)

Hello. My Name is Taylor. I am THE ONLY PERSON with E.S.D.

Dont get too close to my ass, or else you will catch on fire.
RIP Jimmy John & Family.
Im sorry i killed you, but you got to close to my ass and it caught you on fire.


E.S.D. is a very bad thing. It blows up toilets, kills your friends, and burns holes through your pants and makes you look like you have ass-less chaps.

Its not fun AT ALL!
IT FUCKING SUCKS TITS! xD GOD KILL ME NOW.

Explosive Shit Disorder (ESD): Have you ever had tacos and your stomach starts rumbling? Then you run to the toilet and unleash all hell? ESD is ten times worse, you usually don't make it to the toilet, it's very messy and occasionally puts holes in the walls.

by Taylorrina January 17, 2009

Chronic Asshole Disorder

The severe, frequently reacurring of being a dick. Makes personal attacks verbally, wants to control all situations no matter what situations they are. Makes a girl feel as if she isnt worth respecting, like she has ducked up so badly that she doesnt deserve any respect what so ever. EVEN THOUGH SHE DESERVES THE HIGHEST FORM OF RESPECT SINCE SHE HAD TO DEAL WITH HIM FOR SO LONG. He always has something rude to say, and he always starts a fight. A guy who deserves a foot up his ass to the point where he will taste toes for the next 2 or more months. Doubts everything. The biggest douche bag on the face of the planet.

Julian Torres has C.A.D. "Chronic Asshole Disorder".

by This is for my baby boo April 8, 2010

music disorder

when you are not on the computer, you get a million different track ideas to put on your MP3 player. but when you get on the computer, you either get second thoughts of the tracks you have in mind, or can't think of any.

this music disorder's killing me! i'm wasting my life thinking of 1 fucking song to put on my MP3 player!

by Flipper offer June 21, 2010

Davis-Douglass Disorder

When one confuses two popular people, places, or things that are complete opposites, leading to a major foot-in-your-mouth moment.

"Jefferson Davis was heavily involved in anti-slave activities while Frederick Douglass was heading the confederacy."-Meghan
"You mean the complete and total opposite."-Daphne
"Their names sound so similar! Damn my Davis-Douglass Disorder!"-Meghan
*A few minutes later*
"Wait, which one is which again?"-Meghan

by Pterodactyl, Meghan April 28, 2008

Music Player Deprivation Disorder

Can be shortened to MPD disorder or MPDD. It is when a person has a song stuck in their head when he/she does not have a device that can play music or is not allowed to use a music player. Symptoms including a change in opinion whether or not they like the song, tapping of the toes or fingers (or other body part), unexplainable rage or confusion, fatigue and even impatience. The only known cures for people suffering from this temporary state are: preoccupying oneself, thinking about another song or playing different music.

1.Guy: Crap, I've got a song in my head... wait, where's my iPod? It's never there when I'm suffering from Music Player Deprivation Disorder!

2. Girl: No! I've got "Bad Romance" stuck in my head.

Guy: Sounds like a bad case of MPDD. Wanna borrow my iPod?

Girl: Can't. We're taking a test next period, and we can't use our iPods.

by Geoffrey_The_Giraffe June 7, 2010

Over Jealous Exgirlfriend Disorder

The personality disorder of having one or more ex girlfriends keeping track of your personal life to stalk your encounters with other women and troll about it later. Includes best friends and platonic relationships.

"Bye Julia!"
*gets text from ex*
"So, who is Julia??"
Boy: I think I have Over Jealous Exgirlfriend Disorder"

by GemZi8 August 6, 2011