danisnotonfire

Dan Howell (age 25) was born on the 11th of June 1991. He was an extremely academically gifted child and this academic talent shone through to his post adolescent years. He left school with 4 A's in Law, Geography, English Literature and Psycology and proceeded to study Law at Manchester University. A year into his studies he decided to dedicate his time to his YouTube channel (danisnotonfire). His channel grew rapidly, and now has over 6 million subscribers. Dan is a co-author of a book called "The Amazing Book Is Not On Fire" which is a summary of his and his housemate/best friend's life struggles and success'. A tour then followed shortly afterwards involving him and his best friend doing a theatrical preformance which was unbelievably sucsessful. He is a very attractive male, who stands at 6'3. People like him mainly because of their comparability with him and the relatable subjects he shares and discusses with his loyal subscribers. He is also referred to as "a giant meme" or "meme lord" for his ironic jokes and sarcastic tumblr posts.

"danisnotonfire is my saviour!"

by dancouldbeonfire January 10, 2017

darisa

synonym princess Everyone must baby her and if not , its bad

Don't be such a Darisa

by Haaaaaaitsmeguys April 27, 2017

Danish

Danish a person who always have fight with family and always leaves his house to hang around with people and does not respect society
Danish a person living in UAE who is also known as a zaeem of a place and simps on women

You are such a danish
Stop acting like a danish

by Mr.facts180 November 14, 2020

cherry danish

the result of one cumming all over a woman's face and punching her in the nose

After two hours of receiving head, the cherry danish I gave her reminded me that I had not yet had lunch.

by luke May 8, 2005

Raspberry Danish

When you spread out someone's asshole, then jizz up and down it in a criss-cross fashion. The buttcheeks are the pastry, the asshole the raspberry filling, and the jizz is the icing.

I was eating this dude's ass, then I started jonesing for some raspberry danish, so I spread his asshole, jizzed up and down it, and licked it all up. Mmmm mmmm! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast!

by mcjordanlove May 8, 2006

Danish Hysterectomy

When your woman is lying down on the bed, you tell her to close her eyes. You tell her that you are going to surprise her and you get her all hot and ready for some sweet lovin'...gigitty. Then when she isn't looking, you get out a Roman Candle with an extended fuse and lube it up nice and right so that it slips in smoothly and she doesn't notice it isn't you. Then you light the fuse and run away.

John: "Dude, your girlfriend is totally preggers! How you gonna act??"

Steven: "Dawg...its cool. I gave her a danish hysterectomy yesterday. Now let's go get fades."

by John Calvin Sargent Jr. March 14, 2008

darnitzka

A way to say "darn it" with a twist
Usually used when you aren't that mad
Also used to confuse those listening to you
Or a way to sound like you know German when you're mad but we all know you don't, so you can stop now.

I said "Darnitzka" in class when I realized that I hadn't done my homework.

by Imakemyownwords February 24, 2007