Daniel

Daniel is an annoying little midget who need some milk. All the girls hate him and he has a dead sense of style. He’s fucking ugly as well

*Daniel walks by*
P: ew is that a daniel

by Prettybitchganggg June 9, 2018

Daniel

A whack ass individual who NEVER wants to hang out with his friends.

Example: “Hey Daniel, you wanna hang out?”

Daniel: “No, I’m whack.”

by Enix422 April 19, 2023

Daniel

A sweet guy that’ll always have your back and is the most fun to be around in the friend group. He jokes around a lot and will play fight/tease you but also has a deeper side where he’ll listen to whatever you have to say-good or bad. Saying “never mind” and “it’s nothing” never pass for him because he’ll wanna know what’s wrong and will do anything to cheer you up. Really good at cuddle and loves playing with your hair/having his hair played with. Acts tough and will protect you but has a soft side and isn’t afraid to show his emotions to close friends.

Omg is that Daniel? He’s so funny!!

Julia: Danny what’s up?
Daniel: Stfu I hate you.
Julia: *fake cries*
Daniel: jk ily how was ur day

by Sally’s Coochie January 4, 2020

Daniel

twink

look at that twink, it's probably Daniel

by anonymous August 22, 2023

Daniel

Super nice guy that always has a great attitude. He's always down to do something crazy or even just grab some seafood or maybe salt. He loves music ESPECIALLY the organ but he'll settle for a piano if an organ's not available. Usually in love with a Megan or Jake depending on his preferences.

DANG Daniel!! Stop sprinkling salt all over the table!!

by lobster lover January 18, 2018

Daniel

Daniel otherwise known as a complete ass-hole is the gayest of them all. He even sucks his dad off. Daniel has very low intellectual capacity and struggles with doing even the simplest of tasks such as breathing.

Daniel is retarted

by the urban diktionary August 2, 2021

Daniel

A person who is the definition of retard. Daniel's exist only to make all your other nonexistent friends seem good, these rodent looking creature are incapable of being normal human fucking beings and will annoy you just by standing within a 10km radius of you. Sitting in the same room as a Daniel will cause clinical insanity and retarded thoughts similar to those of the Daniel. Traits of a Daniel include: Being a fuckhead, being a fuckhead and being a fuckhead. If you spot a Daniel in it's nature habitat call 000 and do not approach as it will bite. To remain safe from these creatures here are some details that will help identify a Daniel.
1. Daniels have a distinct smell of rotting eggs and dick cheese
2. There face looks similar to a mouldy walnut
3. There chode will always be erect and is 9 times the size of a normal male penii (the size of there shlong is in compensation for their lack of all brain matter)

Guy 1: Oi mate, is that Daniel?
Guy 2: Fark it is too.
Guy 1: Fuckin run ya dumb cunt, he cumming toward us!
Guy 2: FUCKKK!
Daniel: ooga booga

Guy 1: Da FuK?!

by AussieFuckhead September 2, 2020