by Tacocatss June 12, 2015
A playful twist on "God Damn It."
Sometimes used by church-going folks to curb the usage of the original phrase.
Sometimes used by church-going folks to curb the usage of the original phrase.
by Kab00m August 2, 2009
A pitiful excuse of a sub-human being. It is likely that you will find this said sub-human in a bar, drinking and playing pool with an unattractive and probably overweight piece of trailer trash you wouldn't want around your kids. Although, this is probably fine because the deadbeat doesn't even come around, so it's probably no big deal. (See barfly) This barfly which is often associated with a deadbeat father probably has child problems of her own. Commonly, the barfly's spawn are from numerous fathers and the children are probably in the father's/state's care, in fact, the barfly probably screwed up so much there's no possible way she could ever get her kids back, even if the said father of the barfly's children were to die.
The deadbeat father can often be seen wearing $150 sunglasses(probably oakley's because he's suffering from Peter Pan syndrome and wants to live in the 90's) and is sporting a $300 cell phone. He probably is unemployed, drawing unemployment, and works under-the-table,(to help support his and his barfly's habit), which he freely admit to the judge because of his dwindling IQ due to the heavy amounts of beer and marijuana comsumption.
Due to lack of functioning braincells, he is unable to remember the children or their birthdays and will often call on the wrong date if he even calls at all. Of course, because the deadbeat is so self centered, he believes he is a wonderful father and believes other fathers should be just like him.
The deadbeat father can often be seen wearing $150 sunglasses(probably oakley's because he's suffering from Peter Pan syndrome and wants to live in the 90's) and is sporting a $300 cell phone. He probably is unemployed, drawing unemployment, and works under-the-table,(to help support his and his barfly's habit), which he freely admit to the judge because of his dwindling IQ due to the heavy amounts of beer and marijuana comsumption.
Due to lack of functioning braincells, he is unable to remember the children or their birthdays and will often call on the wrong date if he even calls at all. Of course, because the deadbeat is so self centered, he believes he is a wonderful father and believes other fathers should be just like him.
1)Michaeal K Baucom Jr (he thinks he's famous pool shark)from Seneca SC is a prime example of a deadbeat dad.
2)Deadbeat dads litter the world for decent hard working parents.
3)Sally: "Oh my god, did you know that Michael didn't even call his son on his birthday?!"
Sue:"Wow, Michael is SUCH a deadbeat dad"
2)Deadbeat dads litter the world for decent hard working parents.
3)Sally: "Oh my god, did you know that Michael didn't even call his son on his birthday?!"
Sue:"Wow, Michael is SUCH a deadbeat dad"
by MommyDearest74 April 10, 2009
The art of giving your dad a wedgie. Best possibility occurs when wrestling with him, he's bending over, sleeping, or if he's just standing in front of you when he's only wearing his tighty whities.
My dad always walks around the house in just his white briefs. So one day, I walked up behind him and grabbed the waistband of his fruit of the looms. Yanking upwards, his legholes snapped into his ass and he balls were crushed. He stood on his tippy toes screaming. Eventually, I was able to stretch them sooo far that I hooked them to his forehead making it a perfect atomic wedgie! My dad wedgie was a success!
by briefboy101 February 26, 2011
A zone a level below the friend zone in which a girl looks at you as a parent because of how nice you are to her and how much you support and protect her. Zero sexual contact with the occasional awkward hug
by Joeshmoe169 September 29, 2013
A man who has no respect for his pregnant (ex) partner, and who, after the child is born, decides to sit on his mountain of cash and assets while the mother and their child live in poverty. He is able to continue with his life as normal (ie dating, going out to the bars, finishing a college degree) while the mother had to give up everything including her college degree because she can't support the child all alone. The deadbeat cares not for anyone but himself, does not want to see his child, believes himself to always be right in every situation, and has an overwhelming sense of self-entitlement. Regardless of his ability to support his child, if he decides he doesn't WANT to, then he's not going to.
Even though the father of my child makes a great living as an engineer, he would rather his child live in poverty with the mother and does not desire to see his child at all. What a deadbeat dad.
by Try Not To Hate December 31, 2013
1. any dad who spends quality time with his kid as much as possible. 2. dads who surf, skate, snowboard or any extreme activity and teach their kids. 3. dads with long hair, mohawks or body piercings and dont give a shite what anybody else thinks.(and teach their kids the same)
yo, check out that Rad Dad in the water. his kid cant even walk yet and he's got him on that surfboard!
by tommyjah May 3, 2007