dad 

a drunk fuck that never comes home

my dad is a drunk fuck.

dad by v.sn, July 13, 2020

dad 

a drunk fuck that never comes home

my dad is a drunk fuck.

dad by v.sn, July 13, 2020

Dad 

A man who has impregnated your mother and made you, he pays the bills, takes care of what a man does for his family and spends time with his children. Dad is hard-working, head-strong caring and protective of his family.

Son: Hey dad can we go to the park?
Dad: Ok do you want to learn to throw a ball?
Son: Yes dad please teach me how!

Dad by Theblessing July 22, 2020

dad 

are you back!

Dad: im going to buy the milk

never comes back

dad by r4erfd July 26, 2020

dad 

ah yes, something that i never had ❤️

hey where's dad? oh honey he left to go get some milk!

dad by potstickerbabyeater August 9, 2020

Dad 

Your dad

Your dad

Dad by PURPLE DINO CAITLIN August 17, 2020

Dad 

1) A man that procreates with a woman for pleasure but ends up getting her pregnant and does the right thing by taking care of the offspring instead of saying “It ain’t mine” and bailing as fast as he can.

Steven: Brandon, what’s your dads name?

Brandon: I don’t have a dad.

Dad by Turd McDirt August 21, 2020