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Christmas Destroyer

This is someone who waits for the last possible moment in the Christmas day to ruin your feelings of warmth and yuletide cheer. This person usually overreacts to a really small and insignificant issue. They choose to go straight to firey anger and punish instead of waiting, cooling off, and then talking about their feelings with you.
(Son watching DVD he got for Christmas) 11:00 PM Christmas day
Dad(yells): Hey turn that down you're bothering me.
Son ignores because he's never watched this before and it will be over soon but he doesn't wanna miss anything.
Dad(yelling still): Hey did you hear me?! Turn that down or I'll turn it off!
Son(Yelling furiously) DUDE WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?!?! I've never seen this! F*** OFF!!!
DAD takes away keys and phone :(
Son pissed and will exact his revenge
Son: You're an effin' Christmas Destroyer!
by Cody Biggums December 25, 2008
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I will destroy you

I will destroy you later tonight and
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delaware destroyer

a drink used to finish off a night of drinking, composed of apple sauce and rubbing alcohol, known to cause terrible nightmares
Man, that delaware destroyer you mixed me up made me dream hitler rounded my family up in a cage
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destominate

combination of destroy and dominate. Often used to define absolute success
We're going to destominate those guys
by Destominator December 8, 2004
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destropple

to completely annialate so devestatingly horrible and absurdly ubscure that one has any recognition that it even existed.
i beat so much and so hard that i destroppled her and her life.
by sbreezy May 9, 2009
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DESTROID

Have you heard of the new destroid album?
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Destroy dick December

The celebration month for the men who have not nutted and shall be able to nut in peace after the struggling war
Wanna go get some food* nah I got plans I know what you mean ;) after that day his Dick was destroyed on Destroy dick December
by Randomkidpersonman November 29, 2018
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