Nail Cred

Short for Nail Credit, 'Nail Cred' stems from being nailed in a back alley. The more Nail Cred one racks up, the more one can be nailed in a back alley.

Nail Cred can be given or recieved:
- the reciever of Nail Cred has the potential to be nailed in a back alley by whoever gave it.
- the dispenser of Nail Cred has the potential to nail whoever they gave it to in a back alley.

The act of being nailed in a back alley is commonly referred to as 'cashing in your Nail Cred'.

Note that it does not always have to be announced when you give/have been given some Nail Cred. Simply getting on someone's nerves is usually enough to increase your Nail Cred with them. Indeed, the act of annoying someone is commonly referred to as "Racking up Nail Cred"

EXAMPLES:

Lorenzo: "Saunders has been racking up some serious Nail Cred with me recently. I think it's time he cashed it in"
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Adam: You're such a gimp.
Dan: Have some Nail Cred.

by Byntje June 20, 2007

cube cred

Props or respect gained at the office for dating the prettiest women in the office.

Bob: Hey where is Mike?

Tom: He is taking that new secretary to lunch today.

Bob: The hot one in accounting?

Tom: Yeah, his cube cred is through the roof.

by chiguy61 December 17, 2010

Tijuana credit card

A long piece of hose used to siphon gas from other people's cars.

Juan-Carlos: Oh chit mang....we almoss out of gas!!
Jose-Luis: Ju no worry...I got my Tijuana credit card, and there's a mall right over there.

by BadmotorfingerC15 January 25, 2013

Colfax Credibility

Col•fax Cred•i•bil•i•ty
Col'faxus ˌKredəˈbilitē/
-noun

-refers to 'Colfax Avenue'. At 26.5 miles, it serves as the main business hub thru metro Denver, CO.

1. The power of inspiring trust and belief due simply to the fact that if one is pouring syrup on it, then it must be pancakes.
- a. validated by the insertion of terms "swear on god/mothers grave", "100% pure", "just ask anyone" and "serious as a heart attack".
-b. can be easily un-validated in the event authorities deem strange things afoot at the Circle K or other locations, by oath: "I don't no nothin. I was home watchin TV".

-from a guy selling meat out of his pickup at a bus stop, exalting the full bravado of Colfax Credibility: "I've got the best steaks and chops in town. Just ask anyone!".

by rbrightwell19 September 1, 2013

sleep credit

The false belief that you can somehow "pay yourself forward" for an upcoming real or potential lack of sleep.

"Won't you be tired staying up all night?"

"Naw, I slept in till the crack of noon. I got sleep credit"

"Sleep credit? Man, that's not real! Sleep isn't an iTunes gift card. You can't save up extra sleep and cash it in at a later date"

"yeah huh I can"

"You're stupid, sleep for 16 hours straight and then stay up for 48 hours in a row and let me know how that sleep credit works out for you."

by bigcatdaddy June 4, 2015

Nerd Cred

Short for nerd credibility. It's anything you say or do that gives credibility to the claim that you are a nerd.

James lost all his nerd cred when he couldn't name a single marvel superhero.

by Obara April 20, 2017

Twitch Cuqed

Twitch Cuqed, the physical embodiment of God, he is almighty and all sexy. He wins all the Victory Royales and leads his reserve team for Arctic to the Win. He has best aim OCE and will kill you with his 90's. He is one unstoppable squeaker.

I just got cucked by cuqed.

Jeez thats Twitch Cuqed.

OMG! THERES CUQED, I HOPE HE DOESNT CUCK ME WITH HIS PENIS!

by smelly nonce.mp4 November 28, 2018