cubanism

🅱️albert's own personal religion not to be confused with Buddhism despite hem both ending with ism

"man i wish i could be 🅱️albert so i could use Cubanism

by the impasta fromamon gus April 12, 2021

Cuban milkshake

A Cuban milkshake is when you shit piss cum and vomit in a big booty ass nigga than fuck his ass until it’s all shook up then proceed to funnel it down your throat while stroking your shit in his mouth

Fuck nigga you so sexy ima give you a Cuban milkshake

by Zefanya March 20, 2023

Cuban Poolboy

A very sexy and submissive serial rapist

“She called me the Cuban Poolboy” “Oh shit you swing that way?”

by Sgt. Sticky May 29, 2022

Cuban Poolboy

A very aggressively submissive alpha male that can make any girl remove her clothes and any given time in any given place.

“If you see the Cuban Poolboy around anywhere, hide yo girl”

by Sgt. Sticky May 29, 2022

Cuban bandwagon

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez. A group and men give the receiver enough Dirty Sanchez's to form a beard, similar to Castro's

Dude, I can't believe Carroll is down for a Cuban Bandwagon!

by Dr. Chismer November 15, 2021

The day of three kings is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The day of three kings is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic): The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Cuban crackhead

These species are most commonly found amongst the Ribeiro and Bordallo family. Do not approach, for they will most likely do some crackhead shit.

Those Cuban crackheads hate “the haunted museum” for various reasons.

by Cuban crackhead September 22, 2019