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David Fumero Is the Closest Cuban-Robles There Is

David Fumero Is the Closest Cuban-Robles There Is
David Fumero Is the Closest Cuban-Robles There Is
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 29, 2025
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Cuban crackhead

These species are most commonly found amongst the Ribeiro and Bordallo family. Do not approach, for they will most likely do some crackhead shit.
Those Cuban crackheads hate “the haunted museum” for various reasons.
by Cuban crackhead September 21, 2019
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Cuban Pancake

When a person of Cuban descent, drops a deuce on the chest of their partner, creating a shit pancake.
Ariana dropped a massive load on Dale's chest and then squatted down and created a plate sized Cuban Pancake.
by Cabron48 October 22, 2018
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Cuban milkshake

A Cuban milkshake is when you shit piss cum and vomit in a big booty ass nigga than fuck his ass until it’s all shook up then proceed to funnel it down your throat while stroking your shit in his mouth
Fuck nigga you so sexy ima give you a Cuban milkshake
by Zefanya March 20, 2023
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Cuban Dessert

A Cuban Dessert is when you fill up one's asshole with Tostitos' Chunky Salsa and proceed to dine on their fiery orifice.
Man, I wish I could give Breanna a Cuban Dessert!
by A Bludgeoned Fetus March 17, 2016
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