Crunchy

Adjective

1. To have texture
2. To have been done sloppily

When a queen doesn't properly glue down her eyebrows leaving a textured, hairy mess.

"Her eyebrows are looking crunchy."

by TheSAMEparts January 23, 2018

Lil Crunchies

The tiny little bits of broken or little crunchy fries left at the bottom of the container.

You can have all the big fries but can you leave me back the lil crunchies?

by DukeNuggets June 1, 2019

crasty crunchy

something that is crunchy, and disgusting, it is weird and odd. crasty means disctusting, so add crunchy!

" that clump of chunks is cRaStY cRuNcHy"

by aria sterling February 6, 2023

Crunchy love flakes

Noun; When one is to jerk of in the sun and leaves the semen dribbled on ones penis. One would then proceed to sunbathe, allowing the semen to shrivel and dry.
The crispy flaky results are known as Crunchy love flakes
One can then go on to eat the flakes if one so desires.

"Dude I was sunbathing and felt the urge to splurge, long story short I had some crunchy love flakes as a snack"

by ARSEFAIRY August 7, 2017

crunchy crash

When the anime streaming site, crunchy roll, releases a new episode of anime that become so popular it crashes the video you're trying to play.

"I was gonna watch the new episode of dragon ball super but the crunchy crash was so bad it wouldn't even load!"

by lloCaste May 3, 2018

crunchy children

Children that are crunchy.

"Hey Bleb! Don't you think those are crunchy children or ducks?"

by Aelin~Rose~ June 30, 2021

Crunchy

When there's something you don't really like, but you have to accept it.

Ashley: " I cant go with you to the party. I have to work tonight."

Andi: " Ew.. Das crunchy."

by Ladybeexo December 4, 2020