crunchy grape

when you put a grape up your ass and eat it after

Damn Cole, those crunchy grapes you gave me were amazing!

by daddddillydilly February 6, 2018

crunchy picklicious

a way to describe the most amazing human ever!!

thomas is pretty crunchy picklicious

by fantatastic October 23, 2019

crunchy nut

When a male is having sexual intercourse with someone and he passes a kidney stone while ejaculating.

Friend: How'd it go last night with that girl?
Me: I gave that girl a crunchy nut!

by Green alien dude March 9, 2018

Crunchy

An adjective used to describe an object, person, vibe, music or set of activities and interests as cool or hip.

Anyone interesting or eclectic.

"What's the name of this song? It's crunchy!"

"I like your style. You've got some crunchy taste!"

"This summer has been crazy fun! I'm honestly just living a crunchy life."

by Kasualkazoo July 24, 2017

crunchy

a stronger form of cringey

When you're about to give someone a hug and they offer you their hand instead.
That's super crunchyyy!!

by jamilitamili January 28, 2018

crunchy spoon

When you are spooning but the bed is crunchy from cum from earlier.

" I was hitting her with that crunchy spoon"

by McSuacyBoner;) March 23, 2017

Crunchy Nose

When someone is all in your business but doesn't want you in theirs....it's a rocky situation.....

Why are you worried about me, but you don't want me I'm your business, with yo crunchy nose.

by Puertoricanesss July 15, 2015