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upright citizen

When yo dick stay hard until all the natural-born chicks have had a ride.
Casting Director: We have 5 girls for this next shoot, I need an upright citizen.
by p90210 July 7, 2017
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Twin Cities Hello

When two male friends meet a third male friend, and that male jerks them off in a alternating motion. Example: Hel-lo, Hel-lo, Hel-lo.
I went up north to visist two old college buddies, and gave them a nice Twin Cities hello.
by Mr.Minnesota September 22, 2023
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Senior Citizens Hitler

very similar to the normal Hitler, except instead of alluding a Hitler mustache of shit from one's ass... wipe two fingers of semen below the nose of the victim (referencing the grey haired mustache of an elderly Hitler).
Johnson was being a dickbag yesterday, so I gave him a Senior Citizens Hitler in his sleep. I realized what a fuckin' queer he was when I saw him licking his lips in the middle of the night. What a fuckhole.
by SteelerJav June 11, 2006
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citizen

n., one who consents to be governed by others. A human being with an inferiority complex. Synonyms: patriot, nationalist, statist, soldier of the fatherland/motherland. A normal. A muggle.
Citizen Jones! You have not voted! You have not displayed the flag! You have been observed jaywalking! Ignorance of the law is no excuse, citizen.
by copyeditor April 15, 2006
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Critical Adventure

A franchise that should've died after the second game killed itself.
Calex, (fuck you) was the owner and was cancelled after the devs found out he was paying someone underhanded to remake the game and not paying the actual developers, now people want to revive it because "oh nostalgia trip!!!!!"
"Critical Adventure is retarded, why do people still make spinoff games?"
by MomDoer2014 February 3, 2021
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rap critic

the best critic for rap songs on youtube
hey rap critic just proved how shit this song was!
by the sungod of england November 26, 2016
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coitie

The plural of coitus. An arousing group sex session in which males and femals preform acts of pleasure to one another.
Ryan, Alyssa, Jill And Derek had an intense coitie the other night.
by Alie Blue December 1, 2010
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