crisis response

US government sponsored branch that detains citizens reported to be mentally ill against their will for at least 72 hours. After diagnosed as mentally ill they keep tabs on you for the rest of your life whether on LRA(legally bound outpatient) or not.

Lucy pissed her parents off now all her actions are reported to crisis response

by skyeyedAlice March 9, 2009

bussy deprivation crisis

a state where one is extremely deprived of pussy

i’m going through a bussy deprivation crisis!! help

by anonymous January 4, 2022

The water bottle crisis

When someone has an excessive amount of empty plastic bottles in their room

Dude! Whats up with the Water Bottle Crisis up in here?!

by GaiaW August 18, 2023

midyear crisis

occurs when midterms occur, the semester ends, all your friends come home from college and you're stuck with a huge amount of work.

A: dude, wanna chill this weekend and smoke up some dank headies?

B: naw dude, i have to study for my math exam. It's midyear crisis, you know.

by hug me January 12, 2010

Adult Life Crisis

Teenager turning into an adult and not knowing what they want to do with their life before, during, or after college.

She was going through an Adult Life Crisis during her first couple of years during College.

by WonderWoman01 September 17, 2021

Exister Crisis

When somebody doesn't know the important thing in life.

Teacher: Who is your mother?
Student: Uh? I don't know.
Teacher: Alright so, what's life on earth?
Student: ...
Teacher: Okay, you're just an exister crisis.

by DoodleBaldiBFB June 6, 2019

The Water Bottle Crisis

When a male has 5+ water bottles in their bedroom/game room.

Dude! Whats up with the Water Bottle Crisis in here? You gotta trash all those!

by GaiaW August 18, 2023