carpark creep

The role needed to be adopted when trying to find a car parking spot in a shopping centre. Being a carpark creep involves adopting a motivated attitude immediately after entering the carpark. The carpark creep identifies a pedestrian and follows the pedestrian to their car, almost catching the back of their shoes from driving so close to them. Best done in a Prius as they are very quiet cars. The carpark creep has no shame.

Mum: "I don't have time to waste looking for a car parking spot so I have no choice to be a carpark creep."
Kid: "But Mum.... This is soooooo embarrassing!"
Mum: Tough luck kid, you ain't driving the car so you need to deal with it.

by urbandictionarykate August 16, 2012

Creep crush

A crush on a creepy character from a movie

Just watched that movie 'dead man tell no tale' and I have a creep crush salazar

I think I have a new creep crush

by Creepcrush2002 June 11, 2017

Book Creeping

Using a cloaked and/or fake Facebook account to spy on people you know, often while claiming that you do not use Facebook.

That sick jerk I have a restraining order against just got caught book creeping all over my Facebook page.

I've got a little book creeping to do right now but when I'm done I can teach you how I use roofies

by Notintoracism June 15, 2016

silent creeping

When you check out your facebook but keep your chat status changed to offline. That way no one knows you are online for hours facebook creeping on other people. You avoid being named that guy thats always on ie facebook whore. You also avoid being forced to chat with people you would rather not. Is easily spotted if you post or comment but do not appear as active in chat.

The third time after an annoying new facebook friend began chatting with me as soon I got on, I began silent creeping instead.

by erizzle3 November 11, 2009

undercover creep

a guy or girl who seems to be the perfect one but then turns needy in a short about of time

He turned into an undercover creep!

by freaked out! February 21, 2011

crust creep

When pizza parlors give you less sauce and cheese because of the recession and your pizza increasingly becomes more bread than topping

Excuse me, Tony, could you put a little more sauce and cheese on this pizza? I seem to be experiencing crust creep here!!!

by penintheback December 13, 2010

sheet creep

What happens during the night when the fitted bottom sheet gets partially or entirely detached.

I didn't sleep well due to sheet creep. When I woke this morning my bottom sheet was partially on the floor and I was laying on a bare mattress.

by pennythek September 20, 2010