Tootsie Roll Canoli

(v.) The act of licking ones anus with your tounge rolled like a canoli while you massage the poop in the persons butt hole.

Woah bro, I heard your slampiece gave you some nice tootsie roll canoli!

by JP Tommy October 15, 2011

The Oklahoma Canoe

Where a man/woman sits on the lap of his/her partner and spreads his/her butt cheeks and squeezes out a waxy bowel movement onto the lap of his/her partner. The way to get ready for this sexual move is to eat foods high in fats for several days before hand.

This girl from college did this new thing to me called “The Oklahoma Canoe” where she squeezed a shit on my leg.

by Mr.JM March 6, 2022

Douche Canoe

somebody who exceeds the regulations of normal douchebaggery, thus is a douche canoe

^ emma: whats that smell?, it smells like dick!!!
^ adam: seriously dude, ur a douche canoe

by adamINTHEVAN July 14, 2011

Canoli

Small .5-2 inch uncircumcised penis

Ewwwww look at Tyler's canoli

by Penis breathe September 6, 2014

canoodeling

to cuddle or fondle.

Jamie and Justin were canoodeling in the back seat on his car.

by Justin and Jamie May 13, 2005

chinese canoli

When two guys each put their dicks into a chinese finger trap and plant their seeds.

My little borther got chinese finger traps at his birthday party so me and steve took them and made some chinese canolis

by Tim2182 December 11, 2007

Canon fodder

A character in a film which has been developed from different source material i.e. film or comic, who is killed off far too easily or has their character so dramatically changed that they bear little or no resembleance to the original characterisation

Man 1: Dude did you see the Wolverine film yet?
Man 2: Yeah, was brilliant, shame about Deadpool though.
Man 1: Yeah he total canon fodder.

by deejaydoubleyou May 9, 2009