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Covid Hostage

When a country’s “zero Covid” policy leads to more restrictions and bans on both locals and aliens, often creating irrational fear and panic buying among them due to a shortage of fresh produce in wet markets and of basic essentials in supermarkets, including the closure of religious sites and hair salons nationwide.
How long more would Communist China hold the people in Hong Kong under Covid hostage?
by MathPlus February 9, 2022
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covid eyes

Since everyone is wearing a mask all we can see is a persons eyes and can't see their smile or facial expressions.
If the Chinese wouldn't have been eating and fucking bats and pangolins, we wouldn't have to guess what people look like under their covid mask. All we can see is their covid eyes.
by jimmybomm October 29, 2020
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COVID Kevin

A modern Typhoid Mary, Covid Kevin is an asymptomatic disease carrier of the COVID 19 virus. With his self-righteous, ill-informed understanding of what contagious and constitutional means, his protestations to the checkout girl, free from the tyranny and oppression of a removable face covering, can infect the people around him with his freedom laden spittle and spew.

During COVID Kevin’s viral mating season of 3 to 14 or more days, Kevin can infect dozens of others, statistically sending several to the hospital or their death, fulfilling his role in the pandemic ecosystem.

SYNONYMS:

COVID Cory, COVID Cody, COVID Carl, as well as other catchy names that pair well with Covid, including its feminized versions, COVID Carole and COVID Karen (Not to be confused with the white privileged, self-righteous female “Karen”)
1. Is that some COVID Kevin making an ass out of himself in the checkout line?

2. Whenever I’m indoors with people I don’t know not wearing masks, I can’t help but feel I’m surrounded by a bunch of COVID Kevins.

3. Poor guy, he was a COVID Kevin and didn’t even know it.
by Mad Mod Lib July 11, 2020
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covid belly

it’s when you have covid belly. you start acting dumb and stupid, and your ugly
booty101: i heard maddie has covid belly?!

slut2884: me too!! she’s so dumb
by tallniggabootyonaclout January 23, 2022
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Covid refugee

Someone who fled the way they voted because they wanted to eat out and have their basic freedoms restored. So they fled to red states on the other side of the country. Covid refugees aka half ass patriots who’s stomach dictates their actions.
Mark moved from New York City to Scottsdale because he wanted to eat out at a restaurant, thus giving him the label of covid refugee.

Man there’s a lot of covid refugees here, what gave it away, the New York license plate.
by Zonahotwings March 6, 2023
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covid cloud

vape users who rudely blow vape clouds despite an outbreak.
That hipster blew a huge covid cloud in line at the store.
by WAGGZOR August 16, 2020
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COVID Collaborator

An individual who chooses not to comply with lawful restrictions and guidance in relation to the COVID-19 virus pandemic and collaborates with the virus to the detriment of law abiding citizens.
That man over there is not wearing a mask, he is a COVID Collaborator.
by green923jade December 21, 2020
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