COBBS scale

Cavernous Openings and Bottomless Buttholes is the scale used to measure the largest of sphincters. It is the named the COBBS scale after the largest anus ever found. It is the top end of the scale. The small side of the scale is Klosed Coccyx and goes up. The measurement starts when the subject starts to leave stainZ in their underwear.

The term is also used in spelunking because many caves are smaller than the COBBS scale measures.

That gay porn star is so used up they had to use the COBBS scale to measure for a butt plug.

by P. Seudo Nym May 6, 2024

COBBS scale

Cavernous Openings and Bottomless Buttholes is the scale used to measure the largest of sphincters. It is the named the COBBS scale after the largest anus ever found. It is the top end of the scale. The small side of the scale is Klosed Coccyx and goes up. The measurement starts when the subject starts to leave stainZ in their underwear.

The term is also used in spelunking because many caves are smaller than the COBBS scale measures.

That gay porn star is so used up they had to use the COBBS scale to measure for a butt plug.

by P. Seudo Nym May 6, 2024

Coolsville Sucks

Verb. To have one's words be used out of context for devious or unjust purposes. Often a practice of biased media sources, pundits, podcast hosts, etc.

Originated from the Cultural Masterpiece of Film titled "Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed"

Fred Jones: "No! Hey, you're doing that thing again where you take everything I say out of context! You're trying to make it look like I think Coolsville sucks! No! Don't record that!"

Heather Jasper Howe (Later that Evening in a News Broadcast): All Fred Jones had to say was:

"I think Coolsville sucks!"

by S. Strides May 18, 2024

Coob

A coob is another word to describe someone who is silly or a doofus.

Jenny: "You're such a coob Jeorgia!"
Jeorgia: "No you're a coob Jenny!"

by JenJeo May 28, 2024

coobun

the word “Cuban” ( Cuban link chain ) in a Baltimore accent

Dude 1: I got coobun on coobun hoe !
Dude 2: bro wtf are you talking about ?

by king_duke5952 June 10, 2024

coobun

The word “Cuban” ( Cuban link chain ) in a Baltimore accent

Dude 1: I got coobun on cop in hoe!
Dude 2: bro wtf are you talking About ?

by king_duke5952 June 10, 2024

colbstar

A “colbstar” is a generalisation of a blue eyed, skunk haired female who sings, disallowing you to talk. A “colbstar” will hit you harder than your african parent. These rare creatures typically come in snow-white packaging but in the soul, heart and personality, Colbstars are black. A “colbstar” is a nice friend to have though, and is a lesbian.

person a: “that girl wont stop singing yebba”
person b: “ah say swear, thats probably a colbstar”

by anonymous July 5, 2024