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Jerking the Colon Boner

"I hate it when Sally walks in on me jerking the colon boner," complained Jim.
by ToxxicPinkk December 17, 2012
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Colonel Lingus

N. A man who hides and constructs his work down in a bush or low brush. His work is tedious and usually unsanitary by means of odor. He lifts his head every so often to look for a satisfactory facial expression from his client and or onlookers.
Shhh, Colonel Lingus is deep in his work!
by L. Gooney January 18, 2006
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Colonial Heights

A small city in Virginia composed of 97% white people, 2% black, and 1% asian/other.

Nicknames:
"Colonial Whites"
"CH"
"CW"
Colnial Heights Resident 1: When's the last time you seen a nigger in this town man?

Colonial Heights Resident 2: It's been a minute man.
by Nordan Jorris December 9, 2008
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colon blaster

Type of food that will eventually cause a violent erruption in the intestinal system and the defecation process.
I've got to lay off the Mexican food. Those burritos are complete colon blasters!
by Indy Sparkplug May 8, 2010
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Colonic Briggsygation

A medical procedure in which the rectum is flushed out using Briggsy's acne pus and semen.
Little did he know, he was in for a colonic briggsygation...
by Rubber Sheath September 20, 2008
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Colton Harpst

an example of the coolest kid in the fuckin universe: He pisses excellence out his ass: Gods greatest creation, concidered to be the fourth part of the holy trinity; The Father, The Son, The holy spirit, and the Colton Harpst.
That kid acts so tuff he must think hes a Colton Harpst or somethin'.
by J35U5 CH2157 October 30, 2007
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colonel

A natural leader of men. Women want him and men want to be him. He drives a tank with three wind shield wipers. He commands an army of troops and often takes them on field trips for r. and r. He receives many perks from the civilian population such as a third free entree from applebees when he purchases the 2 for $20 meal deal. He is currently training troops in Orlando Florida.
random guy- Who is that guy wearing a vest and signing his autograph on women's breasts.

random guys buddy - Dude, thats the Colonel, he is the man. Look right there, that's his tank.
by people's champ01 September 30, 2011
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