remote chunk

A very small chunk of any hard drug or food. This works for hash, crack, fudge, or toffie. This term originates from a single dopefiend that tried to sell his universal remote for a ridiculously small chunk of crack. So it works on two levels, one is the amount of drugs you can get for a remote. Two the chunk is remotely there at all.

"You'll never get twenty bucks for that, its a remote chunk..."
"Hey man stop hogging all the fudge, i only got a remote chunk over here."

by shortness March 22, 2007

chunk drat

Texting or i-chatting while intoxicated, generally to a detriment

Shelly sent a chunk drat to her boss last night. She got fired this morning.

John sent a chunk drat to his girlfriend at 3am, but it was a message meant for his booty call.

by analogpursuits May 21, 2013

chunking the deuce

The formal form of "chunkin the deuce."

Why is everyone chunking the deuce in their profile photos?

by Skippy Larue May 28, 2008

chunk duce

to throw your hands up in the air when riding a car to say "wassup?"

Yo, dat nigga just chunk duced us!

by refuze May 07, 2005

chunk a deuce

this happens when you take a good shit afer eating
(also see deuce)

Damn guys, i need a magazine or something, i gotta chunk up a deuce.

jeeez Adam turn on the fan, did you chunk a deuce.

by Mrskeez August 29, 2006

blow chunks

1. To vomit; to be sick.
2. Something that is not good, or a major disappointment.

1) I feel really sick -- I could blow chunks right here!

2) That movie blew chunks! I can't believe I paid $9 to see it.

by VAKI5 May 11, 2005

chocolate chunks

When a female is regurgitating over the toilet, and a male is fornicating her in the anal region at the same time.

You bend over the toilet and throw up while I stick this in your butt. We'll call it chocolate chunks.

by Zack The Stud August 06, 2006