Facebook Chumming

The practice of luring friends (Facebook Sharks), by throwing "chum" into the water. Chum usually consists of political or religious comments... far too tempting for a Shark to ignore. The water in this case would be status updates and walls.

Related to:

Facebook Shark:
A fiercely opionated friend with a voracious appetite for debate. Someone who will pounce on loose comments and opinions and attack without mercy.

When someone knows a Facebook Shark is around... Facebook Chumming would be making a comment like:

"The Church isn't interested in money or power...."

by NeilPeel December 23, 2010

Chumming

When a female swims in the ocean while menstruating.

"I see a string dangling at the beach. She must be chumming"

by JimDangerRoadShow September 24, 2025

Chum

That shit that plankton sells and nobody wants to buy

I don’t want your chum burgers plankton!

by rocckerjelly22 October 1, 2019

chum

someone who denys that they are a chud. They also believe that skibidi toilet is the best thing on planet Earth.

Soyjak: "I am NOT a chud"

Me: "Whatever chum"

by Thechudinc April 26, 2024

Chums

Slang for a girl's period. Aunty Flo. Shark week. Bloodfest.

Noun: chums

Verb: chumming

Jane: "Hey, wanna catch a movie this evening?"
Kat: "Wish i could babe, but I got my chums this morning. Could you bring me some chocolate maybe?"
Jane: "You got it. Netflix and chocolate it is."

by spell.caster47 July 6, 2021

chum boy

A chum boy is someone who nuts in a women’s asshole and and licks it out after.

I’m gonna treat you to a chum boy tonight baby

by Masterpatty January 12, 2025

Chooba La Chum Glob

A phrase commonly used by the Aquafina Waterbottle with human legs. The term was first coined at a concert with Weird Al and a big fat man, as well as a big frog. Jack Kucharski is unintelligent.

Funny and Smart Guy: "Chooba La Chum Glob!"
Dumb Guy: "I'm Jack and I don't know what that means cuz I'm dummy!"
Funny and Smart Guy: "Hahaha, yes you are."

by chumglobharold March 19, 2024