chili milkshake

When you fuck a girl in the anus and then procede to shit on a cucumber and use it as as a dildo and then receive an atomic bumpkin and finish off with an angry pirate. Then procede to metal Dan their mother. And finish off with a pink sock.

Don't be like Jorge and give a girl a chili milkshake!

by Sowowdoge July 25, 2016

chili rub

When you realize, mid-shit, that you ran out of toilet paper and are now forced to make a tough decision.

Dude, yesterday I chili rubbed it. It was pretty shitty

by Mrrobot October 12, 2016

Greenlee Chili

A delicious variation of Texas chili resplendent with various types of beans and chock-full of tomatoes (and even sweet potatoes if you are feisty). Usually served with avocado, green onions and sour cream. Generally considered the official food Texas Libertarians.

My good pal Chuck cooked up some fantastic Greenlee Chili on his electric range.

by Tiz_the_Lawyer October 21, 2020

Chili Dick

1. when you eat so much chili at Super Bowl, your dick don't work.

2. a dick that tastes like chili

Can't fuck tonight, boo. I Got's chili dick.

by T-Wrecks January 10, 2019

chili rub

When you're mid-shit and realize there is no toilet paper.

Don't you hate it when when you have to chili rub it all the way to get the toilet paper?

by Mrrobot September 9, 2016

chili dog

a young gay man with red hair

He doesn't like the Latin types. He prefers a good Chili Dog any day of the week.

by no chili dogs for me November 3, 2009

Kitten Chili

The act of taking your best friends cat, skinning it, and then applying it to a bought or home made chili mix. Serves 2-4 depending on size of cat.

Yo son, thank god for bud's kitten chili. Fed me for a week.

by Josh Reray December 14, 2008