I’m a Carrot

Something a cool person says.

Cool Person: Hey bro I’m a fuckin carrot.

In this scenario the cool person says I’m a carrot

by Goat Crap October 31, 2020

Bobbing for carrots

To try to suck your own dick

Ellie: Oh my God! I just walked in on my little brother bobbing for carrots! So Gross!

by Sirevkoesbouwfjsqeo August 9, 2019

plant a carrot

When a guido is so drunk he falls asleep inside of the trashy woman he is fornicating

"Ay, Vinny, why don't you slow down, you look like you might plant a carrot."

by BoomBangBonk November 1, 2013

carrot dogging

A communications instructor/furniture store employee inserts a carrot in his rectum and proceeds to take it out, put it in a bun, and eats it.

Did you see Marcus carrot dogging in the above ground pool tonight?

by Secondwifejulia July 1, 2017

Beef carrot

1. A hotdog
2. A carrot used in stew, thus soaking up beef flavor

I could really go for a beef carrot right now.

My favorite part of the stew is the beef carrot.

by PrisonBitch December 27, 2018

carrot juicing

Wanking someone off who's ginger

Harry: Apparently Hermione went carrot juicing last night and ended up at Ron's

by Nemesis45645 April 26, 2020

carrot status

when you're pissed off at your significant other, so instead of giving him sweet treats such as jolly ranchers, you give him carrots. gross.

He was on carrot status, so he didn't get laid last weekend.

by vishuzzbabe77 January 2, 2011