Anarcho-Capitalism

A pseudo-ideology that attempts to meld an economic policy that requires a government to properly function with a governmental policy that can only be sustainable through a collectivist economy, and by any reasonable thought experiment would produce something neither anarchic nor capitalist but more resembling a dystopian, Stalin-esque society.

Claims to be anti-authoritarian, but when they support politicians, these politicians are uniformly authoritarian.

Also claim to be anti-collectivist, but dare criticize their cult-like philosophy and thousands will swarm on you like the goddamn Borg.

"Just found a mod that lets you establish Anarcho-Capitalism in Civ" "Oh yeah, what happens?" "It becomes a dictatorship in your next turn." "Wait, in Quick?" "No, Marathon." "Sounds about right."

by I'm So Cratic May 26, 2017

capitalist

Many times thought of as an antithesis to socialist, even though every industrialized country has varying aspects of both ideologies constituting its economic mode of production and sociopolitical system. People who support capitalism usually refer to it as "natural," associate it with hard work, and believe that socialism would "redistribute the wealth" or take from one class to give to another, as if the richest people in the world actually produced the wealth they hold and that everyone has a fair shot at that wealth.

There are two options either Stalin's USSR or the US, nothing more. If you aren't capitalist, you believe in mass murder and inefficiency.

by 666marx666 January 28, 2012

capitalism

An economic system that forces people to make something of themselves, instead of sitting around doing nothing and getting paid for it, like in stupid communist countries. Capitalism rewards the hardworking people of America and other capitalist countries...until the liberal government comes along and takes it away to give to the lazy faggots on welfare...

Welfare is stupid.

by Dottina (a proud, patriotic American) May 15, 2003

Sapristi Capitaine de Saint-Germain-des-Prés

When you fart in a napkin and put it under a person's nose shouting "Sapristi Capitaine! Du chloroforme!".

The night out in Paris was great - too bad Yannick was sat next to me at dinner and kept giving me the good old Sapristi Capitaine de Saint-Germain-des-Prés.

by tngyrlns October 17, 2022

capital dick

Someone who has acted well above the standards of a normal dick, also known as the king of dicks.

"Did you hear he cheated on his girlfriend AGAIN? Yeah, the guy's a capital dick."

by ThisisAlicia August 16, 2009

Capital

To be utterly incompetent and without redeeming merit. Unfit for purpose.

Deliveryman: I have your item here madam, but I appear to have dropped it and kicked it on it's side...and pissed on it.
Recipient: Thanks. I expect nothing less from you capital retards

by Dan the shagger December 12, 2014

Washington Capitals

Shititest team in hockey that bends around shoving their sticks deep in there assholes. After each game they proceed by having gay sex with chosen members of the coaching staff.

Idris-"Wow, I sure do love them Washington Capitals"

Bob-"Ya dude your a fucking faggot"

by shitywok33 June 23, 2011