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Caleb

A cheating cunt that only thinks with there dick, shouldn’t date a Caleb or he will sleep with a pig nose bitch. Someone who as more forehead wrinkles then your grandmother
Pig nose bitch: he was just really nice and I told him he had a gf but that didn’t stop him.

The gf: your a stupid bitch

Caleb: I’m so sorry baby I’ll be the best bf ever x.
by Patrick star July 16, 2019
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A amazing person who is very polite and very respectful who is very tall and is most likely high. He has cute dimples and it’s very tall. He is a female magnet and knows how to work it. He is very dirty minded. He is most definitely posting videos of his friends or memes on his Snapchat. He plays Sports and he’s very active and he loves to cuddle and Netflix and chill. Go get yourself a Caleb cause you need it.
Friend: Oh shit there’s a rat

Caleb: oH shit whEre
by JaQuavius July 16, 2019
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Caleb’s are very mysterious and hide almost all emotions from the outside world.They are very average people but have a way to persuade people with their words.Caleb’s usually do not date girls unless the girl truly seems special, Caleb’s also hide their jealousy and instead act like they do not care.
Caleb is so mysterious.
by Kayla2646162 July 21, 2019
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If your a caleb it's proven that you naturally a pussy that have a small penis so if your a caleb it sucks to be you
A caleb
by Buddy legend July 24, 2019
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So say you break Caleb’s headphones on accident. He’s the kind of guys that will try to get you to pay him $200 for them when really he bought them for $60 5 years ago.
Person: Caleb I accidentally broke your headphones

Caleb: Those were $200 you owe me $200
by Falipe August 21, 2019
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Caleb is a HUGE nerd! The type of dude to ask for a textbook on his b-day. He may be known to be dense and sometimes even a bit of an ass but, he is a kind soul at the heart. He's probably a bit on the chubby side and may not be the most popular man in the school but, he has that one group of peeps that he hangs with.

His sense of humor is probably a bit dirty and he is most likely a weebo at heart. He likes to play with dangerous things and sometimes picks fights but, he has the kindest soul. Wide eyes and a bright smile are his most defining traits and he tends to flash them when talking to those he truly trusts.

He will always have one special girl/guy in his life that he is crushing hard on (most likely the smart one that will go on with him about geometry) but, is too afraid of rejection to make a move. Caleb has low self esteem and probably doesn't them he can be loved but, just as he has eyes on that one girl, one girl has eyes on him....
Guy 1: the homework took forever! It was so hard!

Caleb: that's what she said!!!!!

Guy 1:.........

Caleb: *laughs at his own joke*
by I wanna die!!! September 2, 2019
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Caleb's are straight up cunts that have no life and like people with the name of Sophia or Sophie
Caleb's, They don't fucking share shit
by Suck a dick dude September 7, 2019
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