brayden calmona

Brayden Calmona is the most handsome guy you'll lay your eyes on. He's one of those guys that'll make you laugh over the stupidest joke. His smile could change your whole mood. The best thing you could ever receive is a hug from Brayden Calmona. He's truly the best guy to fall in love with.

The best guy in town is definitely Brayden Calmona!

Brayden Calmona is the best basketball player at school, to be like him!

by emmagrace119 October 20, 2019

brayden calmona

Brayden Calmona is the best guy you'll ever encounter. He's so funny and the sweetest guy. Brayden always knows how to make someone laugh. He's the most handsome man anyone has ever laid their eyes on. Once you see he's shining smile, you'll immediately fall in love. The best thing you could ever receive from Brayden Calmona is a warm hug.

Brayden Calmona is the sweetest guy I know!

He's such a good basketball player, to be like him.

by emmagrace119 October 20, 2019

dirty cailobe

Has the ability to sarcastically fuck you while enjoying it.

I thought we were making love but instead we had a dirty cailobe.

by Sexynativesioux June 9, 2020

Purple Camo

The purple splotches seen with AIDS patients, specifically Kaposi’s Sarcoma.

I didn’t want to ask if he had AIDS but he had that Purple Camo

by OhmOhm February 27, 2021

Orange camoflage

A uniform for a war on the sun.

That guy was wearing his orange and yellow BDU's, he was ready for war on the sun and y2k, even though neither one ever happened. What is he going to do with his orange camoflage now?

by The Original Agahnim August 24, 2021

concert-camo

Wearing all black. Perfect camouflage for any metal occasion.

I hope we don’t wear matching outfits you brat! Well, I’ll be wearing concert-camo.

by Bili Vëgas September 11, 2021

glizzy camo

anything less than a magnum condom

i need a glizzy camo.

by anxietyslie March 20, 2024