cotton jizz

1) Jizz that is super stringy.
2) When you jizz in the shower or bath and the water washes away the fluidy part of the jizz, only to leave the stringy stuff behind.

Dude, I was super high and decided to go on one of those urban dictionary/wikipedia deep dives. I read "cotton jizz" when I saw a list with both "cottonize" and "cotton jaw." I chuckled to myself, decided to make up a definition, and then wrote this on urban dictionary.

by reallyfastwind August 30, 2018

Cotton Squat

When you shit your pants. Laying a solid, semi-solid or explosive wet shot in your cotton underwear or panties. Generally, a result of bad dietary decisions or illness.

I tried to fart but ended up with a cotton squat.

I drank a case of beer yesterday and I have had the cotton squats today.

I had to go home and change my panties. I slipped a cotton squat at my desk.

by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018

Cotton ears

When you get so high that your hearing becomes muffled

Man it feels like I have cotton mouth, but in my ears. I have cotton ears.

by Pieceofbitch December 22, 2018

Cotton Gin

When a person is spit roasted between two black men and then they are spun around.

Man last night, that cotton gin got wild!

by SonOfTheLaw March 22, 2019

cotton sloth

A venomous and toxic beast that enjoys the suffering of others. It should be an hero for the betterment of society. Also known as Cotton Slut.

Cotton sloth must die young.

by karmawhore May 18, 2019

Cutting the cheese

This is a phrase that was first used in the '80s to refer to someone who farts.

From 'Fresh Prince of Bel-air'
Carlton: The next thing you know, we're all working at Domino's.
Will: You'll fit right in......You're used to cutting the cheese.

by Titiana_ July 12, 2019

cutting slack

to do school work but not as good as you could do it and way faster

I don't want to see you cutting slack tomorrow

by Barrison Family April 2, 2020