Dashboard Confessional

A band for a bunch of Faggots. The music is stupid and repetitive, and the singer sucks. I like all types of music but emo is just stupid depressing bullshit. If you want to ruin the rest of your day, pop in an emo CD, it'll do the trick. The lyrics are horrible, and there for people who can't deal with their problems themselves, so they cry on a CD about a GIRL. Girls aren't worth crying over, they come and they go. You people are cry-babies for no good reason, your not poor, your not dieing, and you have no reason to be depressed, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Dashboard Confessional is a band of a bunch of faggots, singing for a bunch of faggots.

by dbizzleshizllenizzle March 28, 2007

Canfusion

That feeling you get when you're in the lunch room standing in front of the garbage, recycling and compost cans wondering where to throw your stuff away.

Serious canfusion trying to figure out where to throw out my napkin

by slide mon August 28, 2014

confusing

braddison

"braddison is the definition of confusing wdym"- Bryce Hall

by brodison October 28, 2020

Kick a racially confusing person day

October 19 is kick a racially confusing person day. If you cannot tell what race someone is, you may kick them on this day.

Person 1: hey, what race is that guy?
Person 2: I don’t know, but it’s Kick a racially confusing person day, so let’s go kick him!

by xbossman04 April 26, 2020

Godzilla concussion

When the big asian kid tries to do something but falls and smashes his head, shaking the entire classroom.

Man, did you see Hubert just pulled the biggest Godzilla concussion

by Cooncheese May 15, 2017

satisfactory conclusion

Same thing as a Happy Ending, but more sophisticated sounding.

Jeremy got a satisfactory conclusion from his male masseuse.

by Neoark October 4, 2021

Confucion

To confuse someone with the aid of fucking.

Shelly was left in a state of confucion after bob had pulled his cock out of her ear

by SathiroN January 24, 2006