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comethefuckon

When Lafawnda told me she'd won the lottery and would be moving out o' her momma's house, I said "Comethefuckon! You really won the lottery?"

When Terrell said he was goin' marry his baby momma, Jermaine said, "Comethefuckon! You really goin' marry that ho?"
by Ghetto Scribe June 24, 2006
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Hoitus Coitus

When someone engages in very formal sexual activity.
I thought Sharon would be crazy in bed, but instead she preferred hoitus coitus!
by Kotor39 May 16, 2010
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rage comic block

When one is in the thought process of creating a rage comic, a sudden block occurs, deeming the victim unable to create a beloved comic.
Keith: I don't know what to make for my rage comic
Shelby: What's wrong?
Keith: I have rage comic block.
by abercrombiesummerline November 4, 2011
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comic relief

Da stress-reducin' effect you experience from readin' da funny papuhs.
I sometimes save cartoon-pages without reading them, so that I can have some comic relief whenever something upsetting/disappointing happens in my life. It's more effective at lifting my spirits than chowing down on a tub of ice cream, and it's totally non-fattening, as well.
by QuacksO April 13, 2019
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toast-coital

The toast-coital repast gave her the strength to get dressed and leave.
by Jeff Schultz January 2, 2009
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Coitus Mysterioso

Charlie thinks he had sex with this girl a few weeks ago, and she was begging for it, but he's never had sex with her before, or after, so for now it's classified as a case of coitus mysterioso.
by rhythmshadow April 17, 2008
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12 Penguin Knights of Coitus

Defended The Sword of Truth, in the Cave of Whale Penis. Legendary god Knights originating from Viking Legends. Only group of gods known to have defeated Odin and gained his powers only to relinquish in return for eternal Blow Jobs.
Sword of Truth Whale Penis 12 Penguin Knights of Coitus
by diesmiley October 29, 2010
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