cigar smoking trumpet player

1. When a man asks his woman to lie down whilst he places his testicles in her mouth and asks his woman to perform hand-job on his penis. The man then asks his woman to hum creating a vibrating sensation on the balls. This bring great pleasure for the man. The man then asks his woman to close her eyes, the woman knows she is in for surprise. The man takes a drag from his pipe. While holding in his smoke the man excretes feces on his woman's face and exhales the smoke in the same general area. This creates the illusion of a cigar smoking trumpet player.

Jon Nguyen: My woman is cigar smoking trumpet player
Chi Voung: Wow how you get woman to be so tarented?

by KimYongEel December 6, 2009

Cigar Band

Small band of paper wrapped around a cigar that gives the brand, make, etc. Usually kept so you can remember if the Cigar is particularly good, or to remind you not to buy the over expensive piece of crap again.

This is the crappiest cigar i've ever smoked!
- keep the Cigar Band, so you remember the $40 you just wasted!

by .Nielsen// November 26, 2007

cigani

The word "cigani" comes from Slavic language. The word describes the gypsys or people that live nomadly and just living of social secure.

English: "Today, I ran into some cigani and they asked me for change"

Slavic: "Cigani su me prosili za pare"

by BlackyRaptorJesus June 3, 2016

cigarella

A really small, skinny cigar. Often can be finished within a couple hoots and puffs. Not as good as a real cigar.

Hey im out of real cigars can i have a cigarella?

by Mos Def And Kweli are Blackstar February 25, 2005

beef cigar

a dick,the male sex organ

jose is gonna hit the beef cigar

by DR FERN November 17, 2004

Mexican cigarette

1. A joint containing low-quality marijuana.

Yo dude, let's smoke a Mexican cigarette.

by Nic M November 6, 2006

Candy Cigarette

Popping a girl's ass cherry, pulling out your bloody member, and then making here suck your dick (it should appear as if she's smoking a candy cigarette if done with great precision).

My friends gave my sister an entire pack of candy cigarettes at that party last night, especially Richard.

by Sister Impregnater September 28, 2010