Syrian Christmas

When 5+ males and one female gather in a room with authentic Mediterranean food and the men drizzle ejaculate onto each dish individually. The woman proceeds to consume the meal.

My sister brought her boyfriend to our Syrian Christmas and it was really awkward.

by HoudiniNook November 15, 2016

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Christmas Titties

When a man develops Titties during the Christmas Holidays.

Everyone could tell Adam partied hard over the Christmas holidays by the size of his Christmas Titties

by Kent Bigcannon May 15, 2018

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Someone who always gets what they want on Christmas. No matter how outrageous their wish list is, every year, the will recieve every single item. Christmas Kings will brag to you about thier Christmas list weeks, even months in advance. Upon receiving every gift they could ever possibly want, they will again brag about their great Christmas

Don: Hey, did you hear what Jordan got for Christmas this year?
John: No, what did he get?
Don: A hovercraft, he got a fricken hovercraft.
John: Wow, what a christmas king.

by Ditter December 7, 2006

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Christmas Tissue

The act of ejaculating over another or one's own face- specifically carried out over the Christmas period.

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A tissue featuring images of animals in novelty Christmas dress up – usually carried around in clear plastic packets by old people or east end hipsters.

“I gave her a Christmas tissue in the face….right it in.”

“He didn’t appreciate the Christmas tissue.”

“A Christmas tissue isn’t for life. It’s just for Christmas.”

by Lady bruncher January 22, 2014

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