Chode

It's a dick that is short and fat and looks like a stump

e.g

Friend:I fucked george last night

Other friend: Omg really what was it like

Friend: He had a fucking chode!!!!

Other friend: Hahahaha shame!!! :D

by Bob marley :D April 3, 2009

chode

A penis that is wider than it is long. Usually found on over weight Italians such as a kid named Rinaldi.

Rinaldi has a chode that is 1/2 inch long and 1 1/2 inches wide. It's fucking weird.

by Mr. Gzella February 7, 2007

Chode

A penis that is wider than it is long!!!

bob was tryin 2 fuck shelly but it wouldnt fit cuz he has a chode!!! hahaha

by Saz May 13, 2005

Chode

A penis that is wider than it is long

When that bloke pulled down his trousers i could clearly see his chode.

by arongiles September 4, 2003

choding

When a man exposes his chode(a penis wider than long)and masturbates with it usually having to use two hands.

I caught him choding, and it was an ugly site.

by Jason C.. February 4, 2003

Chode

penis that is hard to wank

matthew cull has one of these, genuine chode dick

by whora masters September 5, 2009

chode

A small, fat penis that is as long as it is wide. People reffered to as "chodes" often are fat. This is a big insult to male and female alike.

"Emma you are such a Chode McChoderson!"

by Alex McChoderson May 1, 2005