This decadent procedure requires two people. You start by having one person invert his or her anus and pull out at least three inches (the more the merrier) of inside-out colon. The other partner then forcefully grasps this handful of chocolate flume and injects it with botox, causing it to become firm and rigid. Once this is done, the other partner can proceed to vigorously insert this hardened mud tube into his own, thereby simulating a french kiss.
If you really want to liven things up, both partners should be sure to take a few laxatives before beginning.
If you really want to liven things up, both partners should be sure to take a few laxatives before beginning.
Matt: "Hey Chris, since we are flaming homos, how about a Bulgarian French kiss?"
Chris: "I was just thinking the same thing! Good thing I just took an entire bottle of laxatives!"
Chris: "I was just thinking the same thing! Good thing I just took an entire bottle of laxatives!"
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A bulgarian backfire is a Halo 2 term. It is when a player tried to stick another player with a plasma grenade from point blank range, and the plasma bounces off the player and sticks to the person who threw the grenade.
"D00d! Sum n00b stuk m3 wi7h a Bulgarian Backfire last night on Xb0x Live!!!!11!!!11 I wuz s00 pissx0r3d!!!111!!1!1
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Get the budman mug.Dude, I totally ended up hooking up with that girl last night. Guess what that led to? BULGARIAN GUNPOWDER BABY!
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Get the Bulgar mug.The act of peeing into a used condom while still in the vagina of an unsuspecting woman. The penis is carefully extracted, and the urine and semen-filled condom is tied off (like a water balloon), and left inside the vagina.
Vlad distracted Amy with smalltalk as he fidgeted with the condom after sex. He was finishing off his Bulgarian Womb Balloon, and her long fingernails would be poorly suited extracting it.
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