bollockchain

Blockchain. So much hot air, so much investment, so much time and electricity wasted. Can we all get excited about helping illegal financial transactions make the world a better place?

Seriously? Another fucking Bollockchain startup? When is someone going to wake up and smell the bullshit?

by 0b1c June 12, 2018

Bollock a ginger day

December 7th is bollock a ginger day where you can punch any red haired person in the bollocks and they can NOT fight back

I hit him in the bollocks because it is bollock a ginger day

by Ultrawanker December 6, 2020

bollocks shit and fuck

The three best swear words.

Oliver: “my favourite swear words are bollocks shit and fuck!”

by leogauntlover69 March 18, 2022

cher bollocks

means yeh right your talking bullshit mate, BASICALLY o_0

bullshitter 1:I just rolled and amazing spliff with only one hand and a bear
Answer :.....................CHER BOLLOCKS!!

by greeeeeeeeeeeebo November 15, 2004

cyberian bumlock

A sex possition, two dicks required for this one, like a reverse scissor move, both dicks enter the other person's anus at the same time making double penetration for the pair... three way cyberian bum lock is called the clapping bum-shuffle.

I totally but her boyfriend in the cyberian bumlock.

by rocka-cocka February 24, 2010

dog's bullocks

great shit

dude 1:you're invited to the playboy party
dude 2:that's the dog's bullocks

by eugeni March 17, 2004

Bollocks

1)Meaning bad. 2) Except (and this is key) when used with the definite article, when it means good. 3) Also, a favourite use of mine is to call someone "Bertie Big Bollocks", ie someone who thinks they're better than they are, a conceited or arrogant person. Any male name beginning with B can be used instead, but there's just something inherently funny about Bertie.

1)"That tv show is bollocks" - it's bad.
2)"That tv show is THE bollocks" - it's good.
3)"I dunno, he scores one goal and he thinks he's Bertie Big Bollocks!"

by marty mcfly December 15, 2003