bring your hemorrhoids

Challenge with the same aim as bring your shit that makes light of the state of the opponents' health by implying an embarrasing condition. See also bring it and terms of address.

Bring your hemorrhoids over here!

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

Bring out the banjo

Having an Ice Pipe (Methamphetamine)
Derrived From Banjo Patterson an Australian Bush Poet who wrote "The Man From Snowy River" Snow Being the metaphor for ICE

Mate we were fully fucked already off two flips, then terry had to bring out the Banjo.

Or So are we getting a visit from Banjo Patterson tonight?

by Jack23 May 3, 2006

bring out the bowl duster

A large defecation. A fecal emission of such proportions as to "dust the bowl" as it spins with the flush. Usually, great relief is enjoyed thereafter.

"Dude, after that serious eat-down at the barbecue place, I went home and totally had to bring out the bowl duster."

turd, take a dump, big turd, toilet, bowl

by Holden_Magroin June 18, 2010

Bring the Jello

To christen the home of a new neighbor or friend by rubbing one out in one of their rooms, usually a bathroom.

I'm going to really bring the jello when we go to their house warming party next week. I'm going to try to yank one out in the master bedroom if I can get away with it.

by Your New Neighbor March 12, 2011

bring bring

Used to describe something that is very interesting or curious. If a mandem is chatting bare breeze and u are interested u can use this word. It can and often is used in a sarcastic or sassy way. Used to get the reciever to bring on more infomation about the subject

normal use
'oi blud I banged Karis last night' 'what the fuck, u broke up, that so brings bring'

sassy use
'I have this sick story so I went to the shop and I saw a nun, the end' 'wow, that's so bring bring

by Big Man Tings What You Sayin May 28, 2017

Captain Bring-Me-Down

The one guy you work with who only calls when he has a problem that he needs you to fix, usually immediately.

Derek: Hey man, ready to go grab some lunch?

Scott: Yeah, let's get outta h....aw shit, hold on, Captain Bring-Me-Down just alerted me....

Derek: FUCK!

by Jerky1037 March 21, 2008

Boner-bringing

Used to describe something that is so pleasing to the sight that it causes a male boner.

Man 1: Shiiiet you see that lady with the nice ass & rack over there ? Damn she's fine.

Man 2: Yup she is boner-bringing.

by Ma$terC August 7, 2017