boomer (s)

1. slang for psychedelic mushrooms
2. a nickname for a (loud) father

those were pretty good boomers you got last week.

i really hate it when boomer doesn't wear a belt.

by blistre April 18, 2005

boomer brain

A state of being from when you cant process simple logic or basic instructions and your brain becomes overwhelmed, lowering your brain power and capacity to minimal levels, just enough to support life.

Same thing 'boomers' experience when using any form of modern technology (eg smartphones, computers etc).

Any generation can experience "Boomer Brain"

*At BBQ*
Alex: Did you bring the onions for the sausage sizzle?
Sophie: No, i thought you were?
Alex: You literally organised everything, why would i bring it?
Sophie: *stunned silence*
Alex: you didnt even bring butter either, fuck your boomer brain is bad.

by GoatofKek April 15, 2023

Zoomers to Boomers

A group of hard working teens (zoomers) who deliver groceries to the elderly and immunocompromised (boomers) during the COVID-19 outbreak.

Dorothy, please have Zoomers to Boomers deliver our groceries today.
Zoomers to Boomers just dropped off organic and local produce with no delivery fee!

by SantaBarbaraNews April 3, 2020

Okk Boomer

A term used by people that aren’t knowledgeable enough to add to the current conversation.

Sandra thinks that just because the earth goes through cycles of its own that global warming doesn’t exist, ha okk boomer.

by Growedupp December 14, 2019

boomer folklore

Boomer folklore is a term used to describe ideas and conceptions about the world, held by those who we may consider "boomers", which are not necessarily accurate depictions of reality - think 'old wives tales' but the modern description.

Gen Z 1) "Bruh my boomer parents think that the government detect the signals coming from your house, if you're watching TV without a TV licence, do you think that's true?"

Chad Gen Z) "My bruh, don't listen to them, that's just boomer folklore."

by The Booty Wizard March 26, 2022

Dirty boomer

When someone (typically old and short) sticks the tip of their finger up someones ass, therefore cause an erectile dysfunction while playing rainbow six siege as a doc main.

I just dirty boomered chris over there.

by Yeetus feetus deelitsmy clitou June 11, 2020

Boomer pad

A tablet, especially an iPad, particularly when used for any task that you can do perfectly well with a cell phone.

"Jesus Christ, look at that woman taking a photo of the Grand Canyon with her Boomer pad."

by Jay Dubya Bee June 30, 2021