michael bolton

The source of all that is evil. In cahoots with Randall Flagg and to a lesser extent Fiona's Dad and Pierce Brosnan. Has been around since the beggining of time and fought in both world wars and the zulu wars of africa.
Father to Jeff Bolton, of which he is deeply embaressed. Is one of the founding members of the 'Legion of Evil': along with :
Randall Flagg
Fiona's Dad
Pierce Brosnan.
Has been known to be eccentric in his britishness and is also been known to shout "Huzzah". Constantly in battle with Pete Doherty of the 'League of Good'.

Michael Bolton demands total world domination, complete obedience and a cup of tea and a barley sandwich. And one for Fiona's Dad. Cut into Triangles. With Mustard.

by Jay, John and Chris June 10, 2006

bolts

sexy legs; a modern pejorative of what once was 'gams'.

daaaaaaaaaaamn check out the bolts on that redhead!

by youngjeezyforrealzy March 3, 2011

Bolton Warmup

A breakfast consisting of 12-15 tesco or sainsbury's yorkshire puddings cooked and eaten in a massive bowl of gravy as a kind of cereal.

"Ok, i'm coming out later, but I'm going for an epic Bolton Warmup before I come out!"

by Smayjoy April 16, 2010

eloise bolton

dumb fuk

"your such an Eloise Bolton"

by unsluuggy November 16, 2017

bolting it

Waking and immediately drinking alcohol, prefferably beer. Before 7 am.

Derived from the acts of Andy Bolt

Dude man you just bolted it!!

by Da Crew February 20, 2004

Bolton Abbey

the most boring place ever made by man kind, full of old fucks who think they are better than you.

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Doris: hey hunny want to go down to Bolton Abbey

Albert: Ok lets go trample some peasants.

by Butters_h8's_Newcastle May 12, 2011

Boltic

When someone/something is really swaggy and superior.

He is pretty Boltic to be fair.

by Macaroni cheese December 30, 2020