Beef Bobber

A highly inebriated male, typified with a loss of speech and motor functions. When presented with a meal, the only option for the Beef Bobber being to face plant the plate and bite chunks at will. This is due to the high level of alcohol stupefication and resultant inability to master cutlery or seek assistance.

Look at the shape of that Beef Bobber

by TCJ&L September 6, 2017

Slobber bombed

While riding a motorcycle and following a car with a dog in it, the dog with head out the window slobbers into the wind which in turn hits the rider in the face.

I was following this car and this big ass Saint Bernard stuck his head out and slobber bombed the shit out of me.

by Ammotroop69 June 7, 2018

steven bobbett

The only living creature you can actually hear getting fatter. Shaped like an upside down eight with molester eyes. Self proclaimed cock sucking champion of the world. Lowest form of multicellular organisms incapable of having an original idea. A dipshit.

Steven bobbett does one good thing and that's sick dicks.

by RoosterKog June 8, 2018

shit bobbled

a person who can’t seem to figure what the fuck is happening, and is very confused

erik : did you hear about amanda and aaron ?
me : wait what... shit bobbled here aahhh

by vanessa shirazi May 19, 2019

Facebook bombed

Facebook bombed

I posted a post to Facebook. A friend just posted a comment that upstaged my post. The friend just Facebook bombed my post by taking the attention from my post and placing the attention on their post. They Facebook bombed my post.

by Walt Stratton July 16, 2019

Keto Bombed

When someone on a keto diet drinks and gets super bombed because their bodies can't process all of the carbs.

I went out with a couple of friends last night and they got just keto bombed. After I herded these two up like some sort of monkey wrangler, and got these two into my car were ensued an argument over some chick his wife thought he was hitting on, a transvestite seriously eyeing me up, another argument over how older gay men are easier to drink around, and then I took a turn, and she slammed her head into the back door of my beemer as she slid across the back seat . For fuck sakes get these two a case of Twinkie's, so they can drink more than two beers before getting crazy! I should get paid for this shit!

by Scott Obrecht June 30, 2020

Joggy bobbers

An Australian word for sweat pants. Derives from the term "jogging bottoms".

"Hey mate, you got some spare Joggy Bobbers for me?"
"Nah mate, I got sweat pants though!"

by Dustymetso November 23, 2020