Blind Snowstorm

The threshold after an orgasm in which a man can either keep the pole hard or get a deflated sock puppet.

He was able to make his way past the Blind Snowstorm and continue on for another 30 minutes.

by BaconBlitz March 1, 2018

Show Blind

When you love a show so much that you become completely oblivious to the fact that it sucks

My buddy Frank is so show blind that he thought the lost finale was good.

I didn't realize how terrible Whitney was until I actually watched an episode with my friend. I was totally show blind.

by le0pard1 September 30, 2013

disclaimer blindness

The temporary blindness or other visual problems that occur from trying to read hardly discernible product disclaimers on TV ads.

I can't see the program for this lingering disclaimer blindness!

by redPooka September 2, 2012

The Blind Tug

The Blind Tug is the act of giving someone a handjob in the dark

"Bro, Roxy gave me The Blind Tug last night in bed."

by MusicMan87 July 18, 2021

tuna blinds

Like beef curtains but odorous.

Man, I can smell your ol lady's tuna blinds from here, she needs to go shower.

by Grueller January 31, 2016

Twink Blindness

The inability to recognize a familiar young gay man due to excessive attractiveness.

Guy 1: Whoa, check out that hot guy that just walked in.
Guy 2: That's Mark you idiot. We've worked with him for years.
Guy 1: Oh right. Damn twink blindness.

by The Real Comptroller June 2, 2015

beard blind

the inability to see or recall if a man or woman has facial hair, including if it changes over time. not to be confused with beard blinders; the use of one's hands to part excessive facial or other hair. Ex "his beard was so copious she had to use beard blinders to kiss him

Beard blind in the witness made the garden gnome bank robbers hard to finger

by odiepeyote February 25, 2017