Bout to be bendered

To getting ready for, getting to it or almost to be drunk.

In relation to Bender Bending Rodríguez a fictional robot in Futurama.

"hey imma have to go imma bout to be bendered.

by FUortiz August 25, 2009

Chicken tender bender

When you pull a quickie in the KFC bathroom pulling on that weave with them greasy fingers.

"I heard you just got a chicken tender bender?!"
"Yeah I just got mines with what's its name"

by Eric shun March 22, 2013

bender

A phrase for one who is incompetent or inexperienced at hockey. The word is believed to originate from American high school hockey, and has spread into mainstream culture to describe anyone who is unskilled at an activity. The Canadian phrase hoser also has a similar meaning in youth sports.
Atonym: dangle

Wayne Gretzky makes Sydney Crosby look like a bender.

by hankg January 5, 2008

bender

one who bends ankles during the 2 laps

pitts is such a bender

by I GOT WORMS™ January 16, 2008

bender

a term describing a compassionate, loving, yet silly person who keeps hearts under lock and key, forever under their watch

Ryan: I'm never letting you go, love.
Elaine: You're such a bender!

by greekprincess95 January 16, 2013

Berderber

A word used only by homosexuals possibly from Portugese desent. Used by one homosexual to show interest in another homosexual.

Hey Mike I'm down with the Berderber hoe about you?

by Mike Roe February 23, 2008

Bender

A strict grading, hard bargained, beer-bellied, red-faced alcoholic that enjoys masturbating with their bent leg while they are trapped in a 70's themed station wagon reciting war stories that they weren't in. All while they are thinking about U.S. history.

Damn. That guy is a real Bender.

by CockThunder November 6, 2014