"Who's gonna tell Becky that posting Shaun King in her instagram story won't make her less racist"
"Life's too short to argue with Becky with the bad cornrows on the internet"
"Life's too short to argue with Becky with the bad cornrows on the internet"
by A70 August 15, 2020
Get the Beckymug. Any goth girl
Since every goth girl is the same, they reside in their own category of basic bitch referred to as "goth becky".
by HarvestKronos April 21, 2019
Get the goth beckymug. A very specific type of woman. They always have perfectly styled hair, perfectly done makeup which they DO NOT leave the house without. This woman will style her hair to look messy, but in actuality it never moves. EVER. Their current favorite fashion trend is skinny jeans tucked into leather riding boots that have never ridden anything or seen dirt of any kind. You can taste their perfume from 10 feet away. Becky will either have a Starbucks cup in her hand, or will be on her way to Starbucks, or is at a minimum thinking of Starbucks. Beckys raise the next generation of Beckys. This woman will publicly criticize her daughter for even looking at a carb or any type of food that is not fat-free in every way.
They’re typically married to men with names like Stephen, Edward, or Richard, and will likely have a Roman numeral after his name. These names cannot be shortened into anything that might suggest even a slight amount of fun, unless it is by Becky herself, and then it will likely be a baby-talk version. Example: Steeeeeeeevie. She will only use this name when she wants something from him. Stephen eats anti-depressants like candy and misses dinner a couple nights a week because he’s working late when in reality he is gagged and bent over his desk while his secretary spanks him with wet celery because all he’s heard for the last 10 years from Becky is not tonight Stephen, I’ve got a headache.
They’re typically married to men with names like Stephen, Edward, or Richard, and will likely have a Roman numeral after his name. These names cannot be shortened into anything that might suggest even a slight amount of fun, unless it is by Becky herself, and then it will likely be a baby-talk version. Example: Steeeeeeeevie. She will only use this name when she wants something from him. Stephen eats anti-depressants like candy and misses dinner a couple nights a week because he’s working late when in reality he is gagged and bent over his desk while his secretary spanks him with wet celery because all he’s heard for the last 10 years from Becky is not tonight Stephen, I’ve got a headache.
I saw a Becky in the store today. Self centered bitch parked her fat-free cart in the middle of the aisle and walked away.
by bananasantacreek October 21, 2019
Get the Beckymug. True religons. really just wants to light every thing up ya feel. many problems with men but thats cool were here for you becky. Crochet GOD. Ask her to knit a house and she will. Or maybe a car...who knows? She has to add oil to her car every time she fills with gas (and dont forget to check the window becky) but thats just how she moves. Also means great head.
is that some of beckys work?
oh yeah i just copped a new ski mask with antennas and two matching mittens that are attached by a long string. also a matching onesie. Also she knit my cat. Hes super realistic.
oh yeah i just copped a new ski mask with antennas and two matching mittens that are attached by a long string. also a matching onesie. Also she knit my cat. Hes super realistic.
by becky lujan September 26, 2022
Get the beckymug. Used to describe a short white female. They usually pretend to be ‘indie’ or ‘emo’ to cover up for their basic personality. They can commonly be seen wearing fishnets tights, a staple of their breed. A Becky can always be seen with a boyfriend. She is normally very popular and is surrounded by people of the similar type.
Boy1- ‘have you seen that new girl Becky? She’s so indie and cool’
Boy2-‘nah fam she’s a sket who pretends to be interesting for coitus’
Boy2-‘nah fam she’s a sket who pretends to be interesting for coitus’
by Bronebro June 28, 2020
Get the Beckymug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025
Get the Becki Newton Is Naty Lebronmug.