Bean Monster

This n**ga eats all your beans. Beware, he will not hesitate to take a spoon and bonk those beans. Make Sure not to befriend one of these monsters.

John ate all my beans from my lunch. I know he's such a Bean Monster.

by You eat All my BEans September 28, 2018

Bean stand

A lady boner, specifically the clitoris.

That hot guy over there is giving me a wicked bean stand.

by B. Stand January 8, 2021

Bean Work

It is a type of job, usually consisting of working with beans.

"What sort of work do you do?"
"Bean Work"

by Spuddy 69 February 15, 2022

do a bean

A strong emotional reaction usually involving a combination of surprise, anger, frustration, fear, and/or others.

When your dad sees this dent in the car, he's going to do a bean!!

by The Plaid Knight May 9, 2011

What The Beans!?

What the Beans is a kid friendly way of saying, WHAT THE FUCK or WHAT THE TITTIES IN MOUTH. What the Beans is a hit with the children. Beans can replace almost any curse word, so it's very kid friendly.

WHAT THE BEANS can also be shown as WHAT THE B**NS

Timmy: "Fuck girl, you have nice tits"

Jessica: "Ew, what the fuck, don't you be staring at my tits you fucking beener."

Timmy: "Beans girl, you have nice beans"

Jessica: "Ew, what the beans!?, don't you be staring at my beans, you beansing beaner.

by Dinkleberry Dan May 24, 2011

Chino Beaned

High as fucking balls

Tim- yoo how high are u bro
Ant- Im fucking Chino Beanedddddd

by Pipity July 4, 2019

Innocent Bean

An Innocent bean is like a cinnamon roll, But better. They are short and Usually made fun of in their friend group to be short and pure/innocent. They are usually found doing idiotic things. They are usually seen with short hair, But they are able to have long hair. It also Usually brown hair and green eyes who are the Innocent beans, But like I said before they can be different. They are bean who has done nothing wrong but is being accused of such things.

Jenna, Your the most Innocent Bean I seen

by Dylanmaruu April 23, 2019