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greasy baltimore

Covering a girl's ass in olive oil and repeatedly smacking it with a paddle while you piss in her throat.
Did you give the receptionist a Greasy Baltimore? She looks like she has had trouble walking and throwing up all day.
by Your Pal12 September 27, 2013
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Baltimore

Baltimore has their own music, style, and dialect. Baltimore is a totally separate place from the rest of Maryland.

Baltimore is where bamma's live.

Only in Baltimore will you see someone where nike boots with shorts. Only in Baltimore will you see someone where a full red sweatsuit with matching red Tim's (Timberland boots), only in Baltimore do people act "extra" (too much).

Unfortunately, Baltimore is also home to club music ("Peanut Butter Jelly! Peanut Butter Jelly!!" "Ham and cheese!.... Ham and cheese!!") <--- Terrible.

Unfortunately, Baltimore people where closes 3 sizes too big. Why does your white tee look like a skirt, and your shorts (when visible from beneath your skirt) look like pants or too-big capris??

I didn't even mention the murder rate and AIDs rate in the city yet.

Never EVER affiliate Baltimore with the rest of Maryland. Prince George's County is in MD, Montgomery County is in MD, but Baltimore...? That's not a part of these continental United States.
EXAMPLE #1:
Foreigner: Hey, you here that!? ("If it's your birthday make some noise!! If it's your birthday make some noise!!!")
Foreigner: That's that Maryland music!!
PG Native: Nah, that's that Baltimore music. Get it right!

EXAMPLE #2:
PG#1: What a bum... Check out the new guy coming this way...
B-More Bamma: Hey son, what's really good?
PG#2: You from Baltimore?
B-More Bamma: Yah son!
Everyone: Ohh........ (All walk away)
by PG County is King January 30, 2007
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Baltimore

A city where you will find the dirtiest and smelliest ppl of maryland. Filled with mexicans and whores. However people rep it to the fullest and are not afraid to say that they live there! Proud people live here haters need to kiss our ass b/c b-damore is the shit!
B-da-more be full of smelly mexicans.. we need to send them back over the border!
by Kadi January 17, 2005
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baltimore

a town full of people that wanna be philly so bad they steal our slang, architecture, and culture. they for the streets. if you see a baltimore boul spank them cause they always coming from a dick appointment cause they never stop dick eating.
"Yo you from Baltimore? naw dawg ion fuck with Baltimore bouls get the fuck outta here! Before I shoot yo ugly ass, dick eater!"
by yungboul838 May 16, 2021
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north baltimore

North Baltimore is the armpit of northwestern Ohio
by TwoBrokeBitches February 20, 2015
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baltimization

A world that is imposible to look up. It can not be found in most popular dictionaries nor can it be found through searching for the word on the internet.
"Baltimization" appears on Harvey Birdman: Attourney at Law during season three, episode eleven titled "Sebben & Sebben Employee Orientation" It only appears as a word with no definition or hint as to what it mean. Due to the words placment amongst other words and phrases such as "breasmilk flavoured LSD," "Vintage pointed sticks," "Textiles." and "Those twirly things on strippers' breasts." the definition of the word cannot be deduced based on context. The closest thing that can be deduced through much internet searching is that it has something to do with gypsum and calcium sulfate"
stan: "so what do you do?"
bob: "Im into professional baltimization"
(this example fullfills the definition if bob jumps out the window to his death and takes the secret of what baltimization is to his grave.)
by baronsamedi May 2, 2007
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balty

v: orally pleasuring a woman to the point of multiple ejaculations

n: the act of giving a woman oral sex to the point of her ejaculating multiple fukin times

adj: really really pleasurable
Kamil baltyed this girl last night,you sould tell by the stains in her pants, oh yea!!!
by Balty March 7, 2008
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