bald man in the boat

Same as the little man in the boat.
The woman's Clit.

Licking the bald man in the boat
will make your woman CUM!!!

by Rick Y December 9, 2008

beating the bald midget

1. Taking your freshly shaven cock to pound town.

2. Disciplining your smaller bald self until he gets angry enough to spit back at you.

3. Stroking yourself until climax.

I walked in on Steve and he was sitting on my bed, beating the bald midget.

by motorcycle33 December 31, 2010

bald man in the canoe

this is one of many meanings for the female vagina

by Anonymous March 31, 2003

Bald Chad

This person does have hair but their forehead is so big and they have blonde fucking hair that looks retarded. You also call him chad for no reason other than the fact that he deserves it because he’s stupid. His hame is probably something like Alex but just call him Chad.

Wow look at that Bald Chad over there they are very stupid.

by WaffleIron2121 August 20, 2020

male pattern baldness

When your hairline has taken too many L's, and recedes away into nothingness entirely.

Male Pattern Baldness is common in adult males over the age of thirty or so.

by SagelyPerson September 30, 2015

Southern Bald Eagle

When you cum in someones ass and the next shit they take comes from down south. It has a white head and a brown body resembeling the southern bals eagle.

Mary and Mike were having sex. she was complaining so mike wisperd hold on bitch. The next shit she took was the exact replica of the southern bald eagle.

by Rhymemaster-Z January 25, 2008

Bald Guy Period

A phenomenon that occurs after a balding man shaves in which they are incredibly irritable and angry (most likely as a part of the grieving process in which they lament their permanent loss of hair)

Friend: Mr. Johnson flipped out on me for no reason today

Me: Don't worry, he's just on his Bald Guy Period

by VitaliMaliarov17 March 15, 2023