Originated and Steak N Shake, it goes as such.."Bagel man, Bagel man, sees through bagels like nobody can". Works best if you look through the hole while singing.
by Danielle February 8, 2005

by Andrew Machado June 22, 2011

Example 1
Boss: Why are you late for work again?
Worker: My girl was on the rag, so I had a hot bagel for breakfast.
Example 2
"Dude, your mom loves it in the ass, she likes hot bagels in the morning.
Boss: Why are you late for work again?
Worker: My girl was on the rag, so I had a hot bagel for breakfast.
Example 2
"Dude, your mom loves it in the ass, she likes hot bagels in the morning.
by JOHNCCR December 26, 2007

Suede bagel is defined as the brown ring around one's asshole after not wiping for a period of time.
by Sugah Raye February 27, 2011

In a fencing bout when you win 5-0, you have earned the right for your teammates to shout "Eat bagel!" as a celebration because 0 looks like a delicious bagel.
by TehSwaggeest August 22, 2021

by Time And Money December 7, 2016

placing a bagal around your gentitals and using it as a masturbating device later to jizz on it and eat it
by Cool kid77 February 19, 2015
