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Bagel Man

Originated and Steak N Shake, it goes as such.."Bagel man, Bagel man, sees through bagels like nobody can". Works best if you look through the hole while singing.
The bagel man sees through bagels like nobody can!
by Danielle February 8, 2005
mugGet the Bagel Manmug.

Blue Bagel

Google Penis Disease Pictures, Click "I'm Feeling Lucky" And That Is Blue Bagel.
by Andrew Machado June 22, 2011
mugGet the Blue Bagelmug.

hot bagel

Example 1
Boss: Why are you late for work again?
Worker: My girl was on the rag, so I had a hot bagel for breakfast.

Example 2
"Dude, your mom loves it in the ass, she likes hot bagels in the morning.
by JOHNCCR December 26, 2007
mugGet the hot bagelmug.

Suede Bagel

Suede bagel is defined as the brown ring around one's asshole after not wiping for a period of time.
Have you seen john's suede bagel? It smells like shit!
by Sugah Raye February 27, 2011
mugGet the Suede Bagelmug.

Eat bagel

In a fencing bout when you win 5-0, you have earned the right for your teammates to shout "Eat bagel!" as a celebration because 0 looks like a delicious bagel.
"They just swept 5-0?? LETS GO!! EAT BAGEL" - Your teammate after you win a bout 5-0
by TehSwaggeest August 22, 2021
mugGet the Eat bagelmug.

Trans-Bagel

A Bagel That Has Made A Choice.
Look At Betty With Her Trans-Bagel. 0_0
by Time And Money December 7, 2016
mugGet the Trans-Bagelmug.

jizz bagel

placing a bagal around your gentitals and using it as a masturbating device later to jizz on it and eat it
I am so humgry i can eat a jizz bagel
by Cool kid77 February 19, 2015
mugGet the jizz bagelmug.

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